Elton John Performs for Rush Limbaugh… Wedding!

The same guy who said that half of all parents would abort their unborn children if they knew they’d be gay, had none other than Elton John–who’s been gay since he was a zygote–perform at his 4th wedding at the Breakers in Palm Beach over the weekend. That’s right we’re…

Five Dead in Murder-Suicide in Hialeah Restaurant

A man shot six women — killing four — at a Hialeah restaurant on June 6, before leaving the scene and eventually killing himself on one of the most gruesome killing sprees in the history of the city. According to WSVN,the shootings started after a argument between a man and…

Naturally, Gatorade Joins Natural Drink Craze

Gatorade was created back in 1965 by several “scientists” at the university of Florida, according to the company’s website. After speaking with football coaches about the problem of dehydration, “researchers then took their findings into the lab, and scientifically formulated a new, precisely balanced carbohydrate-electrolyte beverage that would adequately replace…