For The Love of the Car

Miamians love our cars. Can you blame us? Try catching a bus on a Saturday afternoon or the Metrorail after the sun goes down. To Miamians, cars aren’t just a mode of transportation; they’re an extension of ourselves. We stick fancy tailpipes on them, drop them, paint them funny colors,…

A Man and His Snake

It began with a handshake and ended with a movie that would be a shining example of a film icon’s genius. Director, writer, and producer William Grefe has left an indelible mark on B movies. Though he’s recognized best for his work in the James Bond flick Live and Let…

Four Years Of Belly Laughs

For four years, Casa de Ha-Ha has been a safe haven for Miami’s comedic talent to break their stage virginity or polish up an act to take out on the road. Every second Tuesday of the month, Sweat Records (5505 NE Second Ave., Miami) provides a stage and home to…

Bleep Asians Say

The premise of new TBS sitcom Sullivan & Son could be the beginning of a bad bar joke. “So there’s this Asian guy, right? And his dad is Irish, but his mom is Korean. They own this bar, and this Asian guy leaves his job as a lawyer to run…

Hometown Laugh Track

Nery Saenz is a funny man with a funny name. New Times named him Best Comedian in its 2011 “Best of Miami” issue. The proudly Miami-born comic gets crowds giggling to the point of tears. His routines appeal to nationwide audiences, but pack a little extra punch for those of…

Dressing Up The Fins

The third game of the NFL preseason is often considered the dress rehearsal for the regular season. For the Miami Dolphins, it’ll also answer fans’ worries and fears: Are there any receivers on the team? Will Vontae Davis win back his starting cornerback position? Does new head coach Joe Philbin’s…

Seven South Florida Comedians Who Belong on Saturday Night Live

As news breaks that yet another cast member is leaving Saturday Night Live next year, bringing the total to three (possibly four), you’d think that Lorne Michaels would be going through a mini breakdown. But even with the departures of heavyweights Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig, upcoming star Abby Elliott,…

Art for Men

One simple line from Monster Jam’s website captures its awesomeness: “Cars, buses, caravans, boats, large trucks, and even airplanes may show up on the track as obstacles for the drivers to tackle.” What won’t they smash? Buildings? Tanks? The popemobile? Monster trucks, the 10,000-pound behemoths that trample everything in their…

Candy Coated

It takes a skilled comedian to take a serious issue, flip it on its head, and make it funny. Take Malik S.’s joke about wearing any number of everyday objects, including M&M’s and Doritos bags, to keep a woman from getting pregnant and avoid a new STD called child support…

Memoirs of a School Security Guard

Talk to any person associated with the Miami-Dade school system long enough, and you’re bound to hear enough rants, complaints, and unanswerable questions to fill a book. Local musician, artist, and writer Tony Kapel, who also happens to work in the school system, is proof. He compiled and fictionalized his…

Audio Junkie’s Independence Day Bash at O Cinema, July 4

See the full 48-photo slideshow of Audio Junkie Independence Day Bash at O Cinema. While Fourth of July celebrations all across our nation have been hijacked by hot dog-eating contests and superpotent fireworks displays that leave American suburbs buried under ash, the meaning of the holiday was not lost on…

Glaser-Vision

Like a 6-year-old dropping an f-bomb, the things that come out of Nikki Glaser’s mouth are pretty shocking. The bits in her repertoire touch on some pretty sensitive topics — rape, for example. And in a YouTube video titled “Lady Comic Slumber Party” featuring Glaser, Amy Schumer, Rachel Feinstein, and…