Dazed and Infused

As a food writer, my best moment this millennium came during an interview with chef Andrea Curto last month, when I asked for the usual sound-bite definition of her dishes at SoBe’s Wish. “Fusion,” she declared immediately, “because that way I can cook whatever the heck I want to.” Honesty…

Sail On Sushi

In SoBe it’s easy to get spoiled when it comes to sushi. Great grub of most other Asian nations isn’t easy to find in Miami, but visiting know-it-alls from New York, or even Asian food mecca San Francisco, are unusually impressed by my Japanese-food tour de force — a strolling…

Big Fish, Take Four

There were two undying rumors about Big Fish back when I moved to Miami six years ago. One was that this renovated shack-complex-turned-restaurant on the Miami River had once dispensed the best cheapo fish sandwich in town. Wait: “Best”? Legendary! Mythic! To hear it told, neither Jesus himself nor even…

All in the S&S Family

Last Night at the S&S Diner, the 1987 Mel Kiser/Corky Irick flick about pretrendy Miami, brought national fame to this classic counterspace-only eatery, along with an unending rush of trendy directors seeking instant authenticity. Most recently scenes for The Versace Murder were shot there. But the S&S Diner had been…

Cue Up for Ribs

It’s high season, time once again for the ravenous hordes from the North to descend. Time again to schlep the ravenous hordes out to the Everglades, for the obligatory gator-gaping expedition. And time again — assuming they don’t get eaten trying to stump-jump their rental bikes over Shark Valley’s snoozing…

Nothing Fine About Eating Inn

Of all the significant trends in the food world over the last decade of the last century, the most exciting for travelers was the revolution in hotel cuisine. And encouragingly, it wasn’t just in sophisticated cities that hotel restaurants transformed from lowest-common-denominator food factories for tasteless (presumably) tourists into kitchens…

Crazy Nutty Asian Place

When Beatlenut first opened last winter, neither I nor any of my foodie friends were tempted to try it, for one main reason: the nauseatingly cutesy misspelling of the name. The betel nut, the natural mood stimulant that Bloody Mary (the amply fed Hawaiian earth mama to all singing sailors)…

King Mango Madness

Back in 1981, when the emphasis in Coconut Grove was definitely on the “nut” part, Glenn Terry and seventeen other Grove residents hit upon a most festive holiday-season idea: They’d form a “Mango Marching Band” (instrumentation: conch shells and kazoos) and enter Miami’s King Orange Jamboree Parade. The very traditional…

Isn’t He Lovely?

“Here he comes, Miss America.” Huh? Unlike most Miss Universe-type beauty contests hosted by Miami Beach’s Fontainebleau Hilton Resort and Spa, the “Misses” at next Monday night’s Miss Florida National pageant, at the hotel’s Club Tropigala, can’t really be addressed as “Miss,” or even “Ms.” “Our aim is to elevate…

Square Peg in an Oval Room

Back in the non-foodie Fifties, when I was a pre-adolescent child in a lower-middle-class, aspiring-to-the-stars family, I ate a great deal of chow at resort hotels — food that signified my clan’s efforts at upward mobility. And I adored the stuff. Not for its taste, mind you, because frankly it…

Raw Deals

Miami may be the kind of town where reader restaurant polls regularly cite hokey American-Asian suburban steak chain Benihana as Best Japanese Restaurant, but South Beach, at least, is on the cutting edge of the sushi knife. Between east-west outposts Sushi Rock on Collins Avenue and Yoko’s on Alton Road,…

French Provincial

France today possesses what is probably the most intelligent collective palate. [Whatever] France eats she does it with a pleasure, an open-eyed delight quite foreign to most people…. There is a gusto, a frank sensuous realization of food, that is pitifully unsuspected in, say, the … corner cafe of an…

Take My Partner, Please

Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to shriek, “Faaabulous!” Q: How many lesbian feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Not funny! Darn straight it’s not. Fortunately Miami…