Miami Beach Will Improve Its Gay Rights Ordinance

When it comes to gay rights in Florida, the Miami Beach is an island of awesomeness. It’s almost like discovering a San Francisco in a sea of Alabama. In 1992, city commissioners were among the first to advocate protecting LGBT folks from workplace discrimination. This past Wednesday, the commission unanimously…

Perfume Bandits Get Caught On Camera

Miami-Dade cops are on the hunt for thieves with a taste for Chanel No. 5. Last week, two men allegedly broke into a commercial warehouse at 320 NE 187th Street. They stuffed $100,000 worth of expensive perfume into a white Ford Van. (Riptide likes to imagine the crooks have a…

Hunters Push to Legalize Fishing Once-Endangered Goliath Grouper

Shhhhhhhh. Listen to that. It’s the sound of hundreds of feisty, cow-size fish making sweet, sweet love. Early October is the height of spawning season for goliath grouper, which means the rare floating horndogs are getting busy in Miami waters as we speak. In early fall, the once-endangered, hermaphroditic giants…

Bash the Bride: Newlyweds Say Total Focus Video Scammed Them

If angry brides in Miami were to suddenly sprout fangs and stomp north like a mob of fuming Sasquatches, there’s one business that just might scream and run. In the past two years, Fort Lauderdale-based Total Focus Professional Photography and Video — which banks on wedding DVDs — has provoked…

Art Opening: Brickell Woman Paints with Menstrual Blood

Think of Jackson Pollock standing above a blank canvas, holding a jar of paint. Then wave a wand and turn him into a giggly half-Filipino gal from Miami. Her name is Lani and she has big eyes and exceptionally pink cheeks. Can you picture her? She’s pretty, right? OK, now…

Canadian Filmmakers Document Miami’s Squatter Movement

Remember the squatters? Last winter, there was a media fest in Miami about homeless families taking over abandoned, foreclosed homes. After New Times broke the story, broadcasts from CNN to NPR followed. The tale had an apocalyptic, end-of-days vibe to it. South Florida’s real estate bust was so bad it felt…