How Can I Stop Being So Insecure and Land My Dream Guy?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Miami’s Five Ugliest Public Art Eyesores

First, let us say this: We at Cultist count ourselves among the Miami art scene’s biggest supporters. From its graffiti murals to the works in its galleries, Miami is, in our opinion, one hell of a beautiful place to live.That being said, Miami is home to some ugly-ass art.There’s no…

The Worst of Coachella 2012

See LA Weekly’s complete Coachella coverage — the top moments from Friday, April 20, four highlights from Saturday, April 21, including Black Lips’ Biggie Smalls “hologram, and the five best things from Sunday, April 22. It couldn’t all be great performances, decent recreational drugs, and pleasant weather at Coachella 2012…

How Can I Spice Up My Sex Life?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Miami Artist Freegums Lends His Work to Beck’s Beer

Germans don’t do romance, they do beer — at least according to Beck’s Beer radio and TV advertisements from the late 1990s. And now, apparently, they also do art. From May 7 until the end of June, Beck’s beer labels will be decorated with art created by London-based singer M.I.A…

Funner Projects Does Miami Proud at the Red Bull Candola

The tenuous watercraft hand-built by the nearly 30 teams at the 2012 Red Bull Candola race on Fort Lauderdale’s New River were not burdened with concern for such things as hydrodynamics and seaworthiness. No, in typical Red Bull event fashion, both of those attributes came in second and third behind…

Help! I’m a Nerdy Guy Who Loves Bad Girls

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Coachella 2012: A 140-Act Festival Preview

Coachella is back. For two desert weekends (April 13-15 and April 20-22), a massive team of writers and photographers from Crossfade’s sister blog West Coast Sound will be covering everything from the performances to the fashion trends to the drug-induced tomfoolery. Over 140 artists are performing and we’ve got the…

Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes: Easter Edition

You’ve seen Chicks with Steve Buscemeyes.You’ve seen Chicks with Rick Scott’s Eyes.You’ve seen that Florida’s government is totally cool with the silly exploitation of helpless baby chickens.In the spirit of the above, Cultist proudly presents Chicks with Steve Buscemi’s Eyes: Easter Edition.(Yes, of course there’s a GIF.)…