Three anti-gay groups wanted to get involved in a lawsuit that seeks to overturn Florida’s gay marriage ban but have now been shut out by a Miami-Dade circuit judge who ruled “they will not be directly and immediately affected if others enter into a same-sex marriage.” See also: Pam Bondi…
Hillary Clinton’s coronation party will not be held in Miami. Local leaders have decided to drop their bid to host the 2016 Democratic National Convention, citing lack of time to prepare a competitive package. Though, organizers still have an eye on hosting a party convention in 2020. See also: Miami…
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“There has never been a player-owner, but maybe?” David Beckham says during a BBC documentary set to air next week, and that’s all it takes to fuel speculation that the retired superstar may be considering playing for the team he brings to Miami. See also: Miami Hurricanes Will Not Be…
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi came under fire last week when she moved to dismiss a lawsuit that seeks to have Florida recognize same-sex marriages from other states. In her brief, she wrote it would “impose significant public harm.” Well, today Bondi released a statement reminding Floridians that they were…
Sure, President Obama has made some high-profile celebrity friends since taking office. He’s close with Oprah, calls up LeBron for favors, and texts JayZ, but during his presidency Obama has managed to strike up a less public, more personal friendship with none other than former Miami Heat great Alonzo Mourning…
The Miami Hurricanes football team will not be moving to a stadium closer to their Coral Gables campus anytime soon. After pondering the idea of joining forces with David Beckham’s MLS team to split a new stadium, the school has decided it will stay put at Sun Life Stadium. That’s…
The problem with having your wedding on the beach is that just a few meters from your ceremony any old random schlub could be sitting on a beach towel oiling themselves up. Though one couple got lucky this weekend on Miami Beach when that random schlub turned out to be…
Glenn Thor “Roach” Larsen is behind bars today after getting a little too medieval on his stepson after the young boy didn’t do his homework. 36-year-old Larsen allegedly beat and bit the 10-year-old boy after he admitted to not finishing his homework. Larsen now stands charged with two counts of…
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Earlier this year eight gay couples and the American Civil Liberties Union sued the state of Florida for failing to recognize their marriages that were performed in other states. Today, Republican Attorney General Pam Bondi’s office filed a response asking a judge to throw out the lawsuit. Bondi’s main reasoning:…
While the rest of the America is gleefully welcoming the start of summer, Miamians are dreading it. It’s the worst time of the year, full of bugs, heat, and nothing to do. Let us count the ways we’re dreading the next few months. See also: Miami’s Five Best Public Pools…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
There are people in sports with names like Isaako Aaitui (a Dolphins tackle), Thabo Sefolosha (Oklahoma City Thunder guard), and Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla (a Boston Bruins right wing), yet it’s Dwyane Wade’s little ten-letter name that is spelled incorrectly most often. The Wall Street Journal compiled…
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Stephanie Hird and Sara Zamora will not be prosecuted for taking part in a sexual fetish film in which they violently tortured animals. Prosecutors involved in the case have not officially offered a reason why the charges have been dropped, but the women told the Miami Herald that the videos…
Some Florida Republicans have a weird tendency of writing strange fan-fiction about Charlie Crist. Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam is out with his latest yarn: He thinks Hillary Clinton is already talking to Charlie Crist about being her running mate in 2016…
With all respect to grandmothers everywhere, sitting with your grandma on a sofa as she talks about what is on TV is usually not the world’s greatest thing. (Mine used to attempt to clue me in on the plot of whatever Lifetime movie she was watching. Apparently the emotionally distant…
Here are some quick guidelines on masturbation etiquette: Don’t masturbate at work. Don’t masturbate at school. Especially don’t masturbate at work if you work at a school. Don’t masturbate in your work uniform. If you don’t want anyone to know of your dirty masturbation habits, don’t record it. Above all,…
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When two of the world’s biggest fame monsters get hitched you’d think it would be nearly impossible for anyone else at their wedding to get any attention. Yes, this weekend’s wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West has a surprise breakout star: the pastor. Meet Rich Wilkerson Jr., a junior…
If you’ve lived in Miami long enough you’ve likely seen countless friends leave only to meet new friends … who also eventually leave. It’s not exactly a secret that Miami is sort of a transient city. Well, according to a study by Credit Donkey, it’s actually the seventh “best city…
