Man Dies After Climbing Cruise Ship’s Mast at PortMiami

A 20-year-old man died this morning in an apparent accident after he climbed the mast of the Carnival Ecstasy while it was docked at PortMiami. The incident happened shortly after 7 a.m., and the as yet unidentified man visiting from North Carolina broke into a restricted area of the ship…

Child Porn-Downloading Firefighter Gets 27 Years Behind Bars

Alexander Rousseau, the 31-year-old former Miami firefighter and frequent charity calendar model, has been sentenced to 27 years for downloading child porn to his laptop from firehouses. Rousseau was arrested last April after being accused of downloading hundreds of videos of prepubescent girls engaged in sexual activities on his laptop…

Sci-Fi Fortress Coming to Biscayne Boulevard in Edgewater

This thing definitely looks like it belongs in some superhero or dystopian sci-fi movie. We just can’t tell if it’s the secret headquarters of the good guys or bad guys. Fairholme Fund, an investment fund worth $17 billion and run by Bruce Berkowitz, is moving into Edgewater, further signaling the…

Miami-Dade Adopting New, Tougher Dog Sale Regulations

Fido may live in your home now, but do you have any idea where your dog was born and spent her first few months of life? A new ordinance passed by the Miami-Dade County Commission aims to educate prospective owners about where their dog came from, and to place tougher…

25 Reasons to Be Glad Miami Doesn’t Have a Real Fall

It’s the first week of fall … or autumn. We’re not sure. Some people are so obsessed with this season that they’ve given it not one but two different names while using it as an excuse to put pumpkin spice on everything and knit mittens while drinking hot chocolate around…

Miami Has the Second Most “Engaged” Workers in America

Stereotypes be damned, a new analysis has found that the Miami metro area has the second most engaged workforce in America, and no that doesn’t explain why everyone at your work place has a fiancé but you. The analysis from Quantum Workplace (a company that sells software meant to drive…

Former Homestead Mayor Steve Bateman Found Guilty of Corruption by Jury

Last summer’s crackdown on allegedly corrupt local mayors has netted prosecutors a two-out-of-three conviction rate. Former Homestead mayor Steve Bateman was found guilty by a jury this afternoon on two corruption charges. The verdict follows a guilty plea from former Sweetwater mayor Manuel Maroño and a not-guilty verdict for suspended…

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