Midtown 5 to Finally Begin Construction by End of the Year

It seems a bit odd that in light of Miami’s out-of-control condo boom, the full plans for midtown Miami still have not come to fruition. This despite the fact that it was one of the few development projects that really thrived during the valleys between the booms. Well, according to…

Dwyane Wade Is Selling His Wardrobe Leftovers

Are you a 6’4″ man with an athletic build, a flare for loud fashion, a lot of money on your hands, and a hankering to do a little good for charity? Well, good news, because Dwyane Wade’s closet is currently on sale. Wade has teamed up with flash sale site…

The Daily Show, Colbert, Letterman Take on #Fangate

Almost as soon as #fangate went down, people were already tweeting, “Well, The Daily Show ought to have a field day with that.” Naturally, last night’s comedy shows couldn’t help but take on Rick Scott and Charlie Crist’s bizarre debate tiff over an electric fan. In fact, Jon Stewart decided…

Scott and Crist Try Desperately to Spin #Fangate

Politicians and fans have one thing in common. They both spin furiously. So it’s no surprise that Rick Scott and Charlie Crist are trying to spin last night’s bizarre brouhaha over a fan. Mind you, there are actually important issues to talk about, but let’s talk about #fangate. See also:…

The Cities of Florida, Ranked

After ranking all 34 cities within Miami-Dade County, we couldn’t help but wonder where the major cities of Florida would stack up. So we decided to answer that question ourselves, naturally. Because what fun is the internet without arbitrary rankings? So we assembled a list of Florida’s most notable cities,…

A Miami Airport Tram Broke Down and One Man Vined It All

The Skytrain at MIA is supposed to make airport travel less hectic for Miamians and visitors alike. Of course, if something goes wrong, they can go very wrong. One of the system’s trams broke down today, leaving passengers inside for over two hours. Luckily author, singer, and life coach Carlos…

Miami Police May Start Testing for Steroid Abuse After New Times Report

Our cover story this week is Tim Elfrink’s latest dip into the apparently never-ending pool of scandal surrounding the Coral Gables “anti-aging” clinic turned one-stop steroids shop Biogenesis. Amongst the latest scoops: Miami Police Department officers turned up on the client lists of Tony Bosch’s clinic, and steroids connected to…