Eight Types of Miami Douchebag You May Know

Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. Seriously, so many types of douchebag. In fact, happy long-term social survival in Miami means quickly spotting douchebags and avoiding them at all costs or dealing with them properly. To help you with that task, we’ve prepared this guide to various kinds of…

New Cuba Travel and Commerce Rules Start Tomorrow

In December, Barack Obama announced he would normalize relations with Cuba and ease some travel restrictions, but he didn’t give a clear timeline for when that would happen. Well, surprise, the Treasury Department announced today that the new travel rules will go into effect tomorrow. See also: America’s Cuba Ties…

Miami Rated Worst Market in U.S. for Science and Tech Jobs

Dear person reading this on either their WiFi-connected laptop or smart phone after having been directed here likely either by Facebook or Twitter: tech, alongside science, math, and engineering, is one of the fastest growing industries in the world right now. Sadly, Miami is doing a horrible job or attracting…

Hialeah Mayor Carlos Hernandez Faces Ethics Fine for Lying to Public

The Miami-Dade Charter’s Citizens’ Bill of Rights prohibits local politicians from lying to the public under the “Trust in Government” clause. Yet the Miami-Dade Commission on Ethics and Public Trust has never actually targeted an official for breaking that trust in government. Well, until now. Hialeah Mayor Carlos Hernandez has…

305 Photo of the Day: Oh La La

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Bill Would Require Florida to Buy Only American-Made Flags

Sometimes a politician introduces a bill that makes you think, Yes, that seems like a very sensible idea, before you realize, How big of a problem could that actually pose anyway? That was our reaction to Florida Rep. Bob Cortes’ “All-American Flag Act,” which forbids Florida or any county, or…

305 Photo of the Day: The Buzz

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Two Hurricanes Football Players Joining the Basketball Team

With the Miami Hurricanes football team marred by mediocrity, it seems everyone on campus wants a piece of the school’s basketball team. Even the football players. Cornerback Corn Elder and receiver D’Mauri Jones are reportedly in the process of joining the basketball team. They’ll be practice squad players at first,…