Republicans Begging Marco Rubio to Run for Senate Again

Donald Trump’s two-pronged line of attack against Marco Rubio was that he was a tool of the Republican establishment with an abysmal attendance record as a U.S. senator. The line of attack worked so well that Trump shellacked Rubio by nearly 19 points in Florida. Rubio’s home-state loss was in…

Famed Miami Tower Just Sold for $220 Million, Doubling Its 2010 Sale Price

Chicago-based LaSalle Investment Management dubs itself as “one of the world’s leading real estate investment managers” and their mega-profitable flip of Miami’s most iconic skyscraper certainly proves why.  The firm announced today that they’ve sold The Miami Tower for a cool price of $220 million. LaSalle originally purchased the property then…

Anonymous Targets Rick Scott for Stupidest Possible Reasons

There are plenty of good reasons to criticize Florida Governor Rick Scott. Two videos purporting to be from the loosely organized hacktivist group “Anonymous” fail to make them.  The videos, produced in the familiar style of Anonymous, popped up in the past few days on an obscure Facebook profile registered…

Jeb Bush to Take His Old Job Back From Condoleezza Rice

Jeb Bush built up a pretty nice life for himself after he left Florida’s Governors mansion. He snagged some cushy corporate gigs to bring home the bacon, and continued his public policy work through his involvement with various foundation. Most notably, he set up his own Foundation for Excellence in Education…

Miami Awarded 2020 Super Bowl

Good news Miami! The end to our long local nightmare of not hosting a Super Bowl since 2010 is in sight. After a meeting of team owners today, the NFL announced that Miami will host Super Bowl LIV in 2020. The game will mark the 100th anniversary of the league…

Donald Trump Doesn’t Have a Florida Strategy Yet

Florida is the biggest swing state prize in the general election. It’s also one of the most complicated to win. So, with Donald Trump having all but officially wrapped up his party’s nomination, you’d think his campaign would already be at work plotting out its path to victory in the…

A Tropical Storm May Already Be Brewing in the Atlantic

Hurricane Season doesn’t officially start for more than a week, but apparently Mother Nature is itching to get a head start. A system of tropical concern is already developing out in the Atlantic, and it has the possibility to develop into a Tropical Storm that could target Florida.  If it…

University of Miami to Hire World’s First Chair of Atheism Studies

Lack of belief doesn’t necessarily mean lack of anything to study. That’s the reasoning behind the University of Miami’s decision to establish what is believed to be the world’s first academic chair “for the study of atheism, humanism and secular ethics.” The school hasn’t publically announced it yet, but several key…

Florida Cops Respond to Tourist Looking for Weed on Twitter

A lot of weird things happen in Florida every week. On Friday’s we’re here to bring you the oddest. This week: A weed-seeking tourist takes to Twitter, a lazy dildo thief and a Taco Bell-craving coma patient. Florida Police Department Responds to Tourist’s Twitter Plea For Weed Twitter user @preznixon16, who,…

Scientists Confirm Three Nile Crocodiles Were Captured Near Miami

At this point there can’t be many strange, threatening reptiles from across the globe that haven’t somehow popped up in the Florida wild. We already have instances of giant snakes like Burmese pythons and meat-eating lizards like Nile monitors. Now scientists have confirmed that Nile crocodiles are also in the state.  Back in 2009,…