Florida Won’t Keep Your Name Secret if You Win the Powerball

You won’t win the Powerball prize. Your chance of winning that now $1.5 billion jackpot is something like 0.000000003 percent per ticket. That, of course, hasn’t stopped you from fantasizing about what you would do if you win.  You’d probably buy a garage full of Ferraris (even, though, you know it’s…

Bill Could Block “Certain” Refugees From Entering Florida

Governor Rick Scott’s promise to bar Syrian refugees from settling in Florida has gotten an assist from a bill filed in the state Senate.  Sen. Wilton Simpson, R-Trilby, has filed a bill dubbed “Prevention of Acts of War,” that would effectively ban “certain” refugees from entering the state of Florida…

Miami Worldcenter Ditches Plans for Enclosed Mall

One of the most ambitious development projects slated for Miami has ditched its signature feature. The Miami Worldcenter Development has announced that it will no longer include an enclosed shopping mall. The news comes just months before the mall was scheduled to breakdown. Instead, the development will now include a…

Overturned Truck Spills Thousands of Shoes on Turnpike in Miami

Anyone whose spent time walking around Miami has on occasion spotted an unexplained pair of heels left sitting in the streets. We’re never quite sure how they get there, but shoes on the street here isn’t an unusual sight. Unless its hundred of shoes sitting on the Turnpike. That’s what happened…

Tampa Named Unsexiest Travel Destination in America

Alot of weird things in Florida happen every week, and on Fridays we’re here to bring you the weirdest. This week: Tampa gets seriously shaded, a portrait artist at Universal Studios gets seriously slashed, and some seriously uncouth Islamophobes.  Tampa Named Least Sexy Travel Destination in America  Poor Tampa. It…

Marco Rubio Addresses His High-Heeled Boots: “ISIS!”

It’s been said that some Republican candidates run their campaigns on a politics of fear. They constantly, forcibly remind their base of any potentially scary issue in the world like they’re a Boy Scout troop leader telling ghost stories around a campfire, and then present themselves as the only person…

Rick Scott Praises Donald Trump in USA Today Editorial

Florida Governor Rick Scott isn’t ready to make an endorsement in the Republican presidential nomination race, but he does have kind words for frontrunner and fellow shady businessman Donald Trump. Which should surprise exactly no one. In fact, he seems so impressed by Trump he wrote an entire USA Today editorial…

Florida Falls From First Place for Government Corruption

Here’s the good news: Florida is no longer the most corrupt state in the nation.  Here’s the bad news: We’re still corrupt as hell.  In the period from 2000 to 2010, Florida led the nation with the most federal public corruption convictions. Integrity Florida reworked the number from the period from…

Michael Bay Explains Why It’s Stupid to Own a Sports Car in Miami

Ever since Miami Vice depicted Sonny Crockett cruising around town in a Ferrari Daytona, high-powered luxury sports cars have been an unshakable facet of Miami’s cultural identity (or, at least, the stereotypical postcard version of it). It seems music videos filmed down here are required to include at least one candy-colored…

PETA Blasts Florida Over Python Decapitations

The State of Florida’s semi-annual Python Challenge is set to kick off on January 16th, and in advance the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is blasting the state for allowing hunters to decapitate the reptiles during the great snake hunt. PETA claims the method causes the snakes prolonged pain,…