Forget little George Alexander Louis. Dude’s swag level will never match up to little Jackson Bosh’s. After a promotional excursion to India, Chris Bosh took his family for a trip to Rome, where the world’s chillest baby picture was snapped…
With all those murderous maids, seductive priests, and double-crossing fiancés, a gay wedding would actually be one of the least dramatic things in a telenovela. Yet, until this week, Univision had never aired one…
Miami-Dade Police are searching for a private yellow school bus that went missing yesterday, but until they recover it, they’re warning parents not to let their children on the bus…
You won’t believe how much insurance against voodoo curses costs nowadays. Apparently your bill can get as high as $800,000 over the course of a decade. (And we thought flood insurance was pricey.) However, it appears the government does not view voodoo protection as a legitimate business, and Peaches T…
Regular readers of best-selling life manual the Bible will know it’s a big no-no to trumpet your own good deeds in public, but that didn’t stop George Zimmerman and his attorneys from trying to stage a news conference after word broke this week that he helped pull a family of…
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It’s a question that factors into so many lesbian breakups: Who gets to keep the strap-ons? A Florida woman and her ex couldn’t come to a civil agreement on the matter, and Ashley Rivera had her ex-girlfriend arrested after she allegedly broke into a storage unit and stole three strap-ons…
Come next November, Michelle Spence-Jones will no longer be part of the Miami City Commission. Despite the fact that she spent 21 months out of office while on suspension as she fought two felony charges, an appeals court ruled today that since Spence-Jones was successfully elected to two consecutive terms…
A common problem for working mothers in Florida is that strip clubs tend not to offer onsite child care for the dancers’ kids. Of course, working mothers should never leave their children alone at a hotel while they’re at their job, no matter what their occupation. Brittany Renee Roman, 21,…
Never much of a fan of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization, Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen is more peeved than usual at the NGO. Today she blasted UNESCO for preserving the works of Che Guevara in its “Memory of the World Register.”…
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The Miami Dolphins have assembled for training camp with expectations set higher for the promising revamped roster than they have been in years, but that doesn’t mean the mood is too heavy. Team veterans put Dolphins rookies through some playful hazing by playing hairstylist with a bit of bleach and…
Further illustrating the racial divide in response to the death of Trayvon Martin and the trial of his killer, George Zimmerman, a new ABC News/Washington Post poll has found that while the majority of non-Hispanic white people agree with the not-guilty verdict the jury handed down to Zimmerman, the majority…
Prison guards make sure to keep their jails free of items that could be used as makeshift weapons, but what do you do when you have an inmate who is already in custody for allegedly killing his girlfriend with toilet paper? Do you treat toilet paper as contraband? Apparently the…
Last week, Dwyane Wade’s ex-wife, Siohvaughn Funches-Wade, made a bizarre public protest outside a Chicago courthouse during which she claimed to be living on the streets. Today, Wade released a statement pointing out he pays her $25,000 a month…
The U.S. Department of Justice officially filed a lawsuit today against the State of Florida for its “deliberate indifference to the suffering” of disabled children and violating the Americans with Disabilities act. The DOJ first warned Florida about the matter two years ago, but has decided Rick Scott’s government, including…
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Is this the year the Miami Hurricanes finally make it to their first ACC championship game? The media seems to think so. During the Atlantic Coast Conference’s media kickoff day, the assembled sports reporters picked the Hurricanes to win the Coastal division in a poll…
George Zimmerman has been in relative hiding since he was handed a not guilty verdict nine days ago, but ABC News reports the world’s most controversial self-appointed neighborhood watchman was spotted last week pulling a family from a flipped SUV on I-4 in Sanford…
A sleepy beach in the Florida Keys had more cocaine on in this weekend then your average South Beach nightclub. A Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer found twenty pounds of the white stuff sitting on the shores of Long Key State Park on Friday…
Cornerback Brent Grimes will make his debut with the Dolphins this season, but if you didn’t know who he was before, you’ll probably forever know him now as the guy who got a picture of a blowjob frosted on his 30th-birthday cake…
Earlier this morning, FIU football players went to Crandon Park Beach, perhaps Miami’s most family friendly stretch of sand, for a workout and team barbecue. Apparently while showering under the public open-air shower heads, a few of the players decided to get butt naked. FIU head coach Ron Turner has…
