Oneal Morris, Fix-a-Flat Butt Doc, Pleads Guilty

Oneal Morris, the backstreet unlicensed “doctor” who injected substances like Fix-a-Flat and cement into her patients’ back sides, has plead guilty. In January she’ll surrender and serve 366 days for one count of practicing medicine without a license. Of course, Morris still faces far more serious charges, including one for…

Drunk Porn Star Mary Carey Kicked Off Plane in Miami

Porn star Mary Carey, whose resume also involves a candidacy for Governor of California and a stint on Celebrity Rehab, was reportedly kicked off a plane in Miami today by police after she refused to leave the landed aircraft. According to TMZ, she was drunk at the time…

305 Photo of the Day: Pink Bloom

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Dwyane Makes Weird Sequel to Hitchcock’s The Birds on Instagram

In Alfred Hitchock’s classic The Birds, Tippi Hedren’s characters runs around everywhere getting attacked by crazy birds. Apparently if Dwyane Wade starred in a sequel to movie he’d just sit safely inside all day quietly taunting the birds for not being able to get at him through his reinforced windows…

Police Shoot Suspected Purse Snatcher Outside Hialeah Publix

The last thing anyone wants to do while doing their grocery shopping if suddenly find themselves in the middle of a police shooting, yet that’s exactly what happened last night to shoppers at a Publix in Hialeah. A police officer working security detail at the Publix Sabor at 1290 West…

USC AD Already Complaining About NCAA’s Miami Verdict

While Miami fans were practically celebrating after the NCAA announced this morning that they’d only add on a few relatively light penalties to the ones the Hurricanes had already self-imposed, fans of another storied college football team at a private school in a major subtropical city across the map were…

The Ten Greatest Gifts Florida Has Given the World

Florida sometimes gets treated like the dong of America. The rest of the country is constantly laughing at us, but do you all not realize how much we have given you? You start your day by drinking our orange juice and then dare to poke fun at us during the…

Hurricanes Basketball Picked to Finish 12th in ACC

The Miami Hurricanes basketball team walked away with an ACC tourney championship and a ride to the sweet sixteen last season, but expectations have been considerably lowered this season. The ACC media has picked the ‘Canes to finish 12th out of 15 in the conference. Which is what happens when…

305 Photo of the Day: Patchy

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