Jeff Ireland Should Resign Immediately

Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland’s sports legacy will always be that of the guy who asked a prospective player if his mom was a whore, and there’s no evidence to suggest it will ever be anything more than that. The current Dolphins mess centering on race-baiting potato Richie Incognito, just…

Guilty Verdict in Sean Taylor Murder Case

After years of trial delays and four days of juror deliberation, a verdict has finally been delivered in the Sean Taylor murder case. The jury found Eric Rivera Jr. guilty of the second-degree murder of the late Miami Hurricanes and Washington Redskins star. See also: Redskins Safety Sean Taylor Shot…

Report: Richie Incognito Called Jonathan Martin a “Half-N****r”

As this saga unfolds, Richie Incognito’s douche-level has quickly escalated from “teen ’80s movie villain jock” to “unhinged bigoted rage-o-holic.” CBS Sports has obtained text messages the now suspended Incognito sent to Jonathan Martin in which he calls him a “half-n*gger,” threatens to defecate in his mouth, and threatens to…

Best Twitter Reactions to Charlie Crist’s Gubernatorial Campaign Announcement

Well, Republican-turned-Independent-turned-Democrat Charlie Crist officially announced he’s running for his old Governor gig again this morning, cementing one of the more improbable political evolutions in Florida history. Crist’s name instantly started trending on Twitter, and the Twitoverse isn’t sure what to make of the announcement. See also: Is Charlie Crist…

305 Photo of the Day: Rush

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Here’s Your Taiwanese Animated Preview of Miami-FSU

Riptide has spent approximately 55 percent of our time this past week reading everything every idiot on the internet has to say about the Miami-FSU game. Did you know Miami’s pass defense is supposed to be the toughest FSU has seen all season? Were you aware that Jameis Winston leads…

FSU-Miami Is the Greatest Rivalry in College Football

The Miami-FSU game doesn’t come with a cutesy nickname. It’s not played on a set weekend or at a neutral location. The campuses, despite sharing a state, are hardly geographically close. Both teams have a rival they hate more (in fact, the same rival). Players seem to have a mutual…

Opa-locka Set to Extend Saggy Pants Ban to Women

Back in 2007, the city of Opa-locka made headlines by passing an ordinance aimed directly at the hip-hop trend of sagging your pants so low that half of your boxer shorts are on public display. Any man caught exposing his underwear in public could be fined $250. Now the city…

305 Photo of the Day: Sunset Jog

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28 Monkeys Seized From Black Market Sales Ring in Miami

If you look hard enough you’ll be able to find just about anything for sale on Miami’s black market, apparently, including monkeys. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission announced today that they’ve cracked down on an illegal business that was breeding and selling monkeys, and seized 28 primates from…