Coral Gables Is Miami’s Best Neighborhood

My colleagues argue that the Beaches, both North and South, are the best neighborhoods in Miami-Dade. Which is fine, I suppose, if you’re the kind of person who wants to drag sand into your tiny apartment every afternoon and whatever boozy hookup you picked up every night. It’s a fun…

305 Photo of the Day: Wrinkles

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Marco Rubio and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Slam Obama For Castro Handshake

Fox News predicted that President Obama’s handshake with Raul Castro “could rile Cuban-American lawmakers,” and Marco Rubio and Ilean Ros-Lehtinen have sure enough delivered. According to the Hill, Rubio isn’t so much angry that the handshake took place, but rather that Obama didn’t take the opportunity to lecture Castro…

Jeff Ireland Reportedly Told His Job Is Safe

Jeff Ireland might be the luckiest man in the NFL. Even after the embarrassing Incognito affair, the general manager has reportedly been told by owner Stephen Ross that his job is safe. The news may come as the Dolphins remain firmly in the race for a wildcard spot in the…

Fidel Castro Dragged Into Lindsay Lohan-Barron Hilton Feud

Over the years, several Americans have sought refuge in Fidel Castro’s Cuba for legal and political reasons, but until now, no one has tried to do so because they’re afraid of Paris Hilton. In case you missed Art Basel week’s stupidest celebrity gossip, let’s get you caught up. Actress Lindsay…