Rolling Stone just farted out a list of turds and called it the “25 DJs That Rule the Earth.” But we here at Crossfade have got more than a bone to pick with them about it. Not only is this list completely nonsensical and asinine, it plays like a tired…
Amnesia is an inability to recall things because of brain damage. A story is something you have when lots of really exciting things happen in your life. Both can be caused by excessive amounts of drinking, and both can be really awesome clubs on South Beach, but not at the…
Oh, no! Did you guys hear the news? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are no longer pop’s cutest power couple. The adorable pair just called it quits, which is standard fare for an artist making the transition from boyish heartthrob to sexy man-ass. But if Crossfade’s totally fabricated timeline is…
Madonna is a dirty, old lady. And though she wasn’t always old, the Queen of Pop has been a hot and proud taboo-smashing slut from birth. Even before becoming famous, Ms. Madonna Louise Ciccone was making thought-provoking egg porn. She’s also burned through an insanely long line of famous and…
Kitsuné Club Tour With The Twelves and Oliver Grand Central, Miami Friday, November 9. 2012 Celebrating ten years of next-level hipster productions, French electro-indie fusion label Kitsuné launched the Club Tour, throwing happy birthday parties for itself all over the country. On Friday night, we here at Crossfade got the…
Look … It’s not like we’re broke because we have a “serious drinking habit.” Or because we’re “lazy and just didn’t manage to make it into work on time.” OK, that’s a lie. But still, even with only $10 in our pockets, we here at Crossfade wanna party. Thank god…
What really matters in life? Is it family? Is it power? Is it success in your career? No, it’s tit buoyancy. At least, that’s what Rihanna will be most concerned when she reaches her nifty 50s. The Barbadian sex goddess recently sat down for a revealing yet playful on-screen interview…
That “Pretty Flaco” is going on tour with that “Good Girl Gone Bad” … So you know there’s fina be hella weed smoke on the tour bus. Tonight, A$AP Rocky will be at the Fillmore Miami Beach with his Mob. But he’s already planning a return trip to South Florida,…
Kitsune 10th Anniversary Club Tour at Grand Central November 9
The biggest Bawse in the rap game is taking over the Fillmore Miami Beach. And he’s bringing his best buddies with him. Miami’s phattest hustler, Ricky Rozay, is gonna tear the roof off that bitch and make all the hos scream when his Maybach Music Tour rolls through South Beach…
Listen … DJ Khaled has been a prominent member of Miami’s hip-hop community for years, making dope albums, collaborating with the nation’s best artists, laying down fat beats on 99 Jamz, and giving the air horn a reason to exist. So we think it’s time that the MIA gave back…
We did it America! Whether you’re superstoked or running to your local Walmart to stock up on guns, the people have made their voice heard, and we will have four more years of President Barack Obama. It took a lot of hard work and dedication from many to get here…
Yes, Soulja Boy showed off his pretty-boy bone on Tumblr. But, uh, it was an “accident.” The platinum-selling, dance-craze-starting, go-dumb rapper posted a picture of his swaggy weiner the other day, and Perez Hilton snagged an NSFW version before it was deleted. Because we know you’re as perverse and voyeuristic…
It’s all over, folks. For now. After the release of her album Sun, multiple trips to the hospital, trainwrecks on tour, an angry response to Crossfade’s concert review, and an all-caps Tumblr warning … Cat Power (AKA Chan Marshall) has finally postponed the remainder of her current tour. It’s a…
Maybe we’ve been a little too hard on Nicki Minaj. She’s just a girl from Brooklyn who rose to fame on the bubbly buoyancy of a plastic ass. Over the past two years, she’s paved the way for women with fake bodies in recording booths across America — nay, Planet…
Has anyone seen Molly? Have you checked the strip clubs or the mean streets of the inner city? Have you asked around the Louis store? Have you checked ATL, MIA, and NYC? It used to be that wide-eyed and sweaty raver kids ruled the molly scene. And basically, they still…
Two years ago, if you told us cute little Hannah Montana would chop off all her hair and make a sexually explicit song with dubstep producer and porn star enthusiast Borgore, we would have LOL-ed in your face. But not only has Miley Cyrus and Mr. Gore recorded a song…
You’re dead. But that doesn’t mean you can’t earn big bucks. Shit, croaking could be the best career move ever. Forbes recently broke down this year’s most paid, most dead celebrities. And six of those ultra-wealthy, superdeceased folks are in the music business. Nothing’s gonna stop them from selling hit…
There’s just somethin’ ’bout Kreay. The O-Town rapper has copped a lot of fame recently, leading up to her major label release and a big nationwide tour that she can only describe as “crazy.” Her travels will bring her to our very own LIV for a special performance on Wednesday,…
Kreayshawn at LIV November 7
OWSLA Tour at Grand Central November 1
Mwahahaha! It’s finally Halloween, and we here at Crossfade are getting very spooky indeed. We wanted some appropriately killer jams for tonight, but we’re so sick of our old scary sounds CD. And frankly, we can do better. As it turns out, some of EDM’s top producers are right there…
