Fashion Freakouts Aboard Holy Ship!!

Holy Ship!! It’s been mere days since that rager returned to Port Everglades, but we can’t get the memories to stop looping through our heads. What an ass-clapping good time … All the great DJs, the run-ins with our idols, the slutty girls walking around with almost nothing on besides…

Folk Secrets Revealed

In a world full of throwaway pop divas and prepackaged emotional messages, heartfelt and talented singer-songwriters are few and far between. But leave it to the good people of Books & Books (265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables) to find one of the music world’s sincerest up-and-comers, just for you thoughtful…

Jersey Shore Producers Invite Assholes on New EDM Competition Reality TV Show

When your scene decides to find its “next superstar” on a reality television show produced by the same people behind Jersey Shore, then your scene probably needs a life raft, ’cause it’s drowning. Edmcasting.com is a website where all “producer-DJs” are invited to “start honing your skills” and apply for…

Badklaat Brings the Real Bass to The Vagabond on January 10

Are you mad bro? It’s understandable. Have you seen the state of dubstep lately? It’s all big drops and wobble sirens and buff dudes in silly tank tops. But it’s OK ’cause The Vagabond and its Get Low crew are going to make all the bad feelings go away. They’ll…

Festival of Laser Lights

Looking for a fun way to let loose, enjoy some classic tunes, and get trippy? Want to learn a little something at the same time? Sounds like you’re ready for the epic, colorful madness that is the annual Laser Fest Weekend at Miami Science Museum (3280 S. Miami Ave., Miami)…

Dumbest Shit in Music 2012!

Let’s face it. The world of music is a really dumb place, and we should know. Here at Crossfade, we spend the majority of our time sifting through the deserted wasteland of pop culture, and it ain’t lookin’ too good out there. This year felt like a particularly dumb year…

Holy Ship!! Survival Guide: From Condoms to Shades

Can you hear that tropical drum? It’s just our beat-freaking hearts pounding in feverish excitement for the official embarkation of Hard’s Holy Ship!! electronic music cruise. Like, have you seen the artist and activity schedule? It’s going to be three amazing days on the high seas. And when we say…

XXXmas: Ten Sexiest Christmas Songs

It’s Christmas time! Yeah, we’re all fucking excited. Or excited about fucking. We’re not sure what it is about the holiday spirit, but all that humbuggery really gets our gifts ready for the ho-ing. We stockpiled our apartment with mistletoe, and we’re not going to stop ordering takeout till we…

Pop Gossip: Ten Hottest Messes of 2012

Pop gossip. Most of us want to believe that we’re too intelligent and cultured to be fascinated with such gutter-trash information, but the reality is we all love to sniff the dirty underwear of the stars. Whether it’s a child star blossoming into a full-fledged sex symbol, a battered woman…

Deadmau5 Returns to Ultra Music Festival in 2013

We here at Crossfade imagine this was the conversation, which must have taken place on Deadmau5’s couch while cuddling adorable kitty cats. “Baaaaby, I want to go to Ultra this year,” said Katt Von D, all tatted and pretty and in some tank top. “But shnookums, Ultra Music Festival and…