Play “Free Bird”

Miami is a geographical anomaly. It’s the only place in the world where you have to travel north to get to the South. Yet as culturally removed as the Magic City is from America’s soul-food region, any self-respecting rock ’n’ roller from Florida knows he can’t front on some Lynyrd…

Claude VonStroke: “My Dream Has Always Been to Make Tracks With Rappers”

Claude VonStroke, the Claudefather of Dirtybird records, the big guy behind the ghetto-booty-tech madness that defies genre limitations, is enjoying some highly-deserved time in the spotlight. He’s built his empire from the ground up for years, and 2013 has seen him reap serious benefits. But it wasn’t always that way…

Lady Casa’s Five Reasons to Hate Monsanto

Being a PLUR warrior isn’t just something you do at 2 a.m. in a dark club, it’s a 24/7 job. You’ve got to awaken people to a higher consciousness and use your powers for good at every moment possible, even if it means marching on a couple hours of sleep…

Ten Best Drug-Fueled Music Videos

Drugs are bad, mmk? Almost everyone does them, but it’s totally not rad to depict people having a drug-fueled good time in your music video. Especially not if you’re signed to PMR Records. England’s Disclosure is a couple of cool bros who probably do drugs, but when they put drug…

Fashion Freakouts at Sensation: Ocean of White in Miami

How many different ways can you wear white? It’s not the most exciting color in the crayon box, but get tens of thousands of ravers together in the same brilliant monochrome, and you’ve got an experience that’s anything but bland. Sure, Sensation: Ocean of White’s got a strict all-white dress…

R. Kelly’s Six Most NSFW Moments

What 46-year-old man do the ladies want to just reach out and fondle? Who sings the dirtiest, freakiest things with a voice sweeter than sugar and smooth as molasses? What American icon can be caught in scandal, time and time again, yet still sell 38.5 million records? There’s only one…

Just Do You

Modern R&B is little more than pop music for throwing money at strippers, but one strong-willed woman still has the nerve to bring real soul. India.Arie stays true to her earthy spirit and holds it down for music fans who want to hear something real that sticks to the bones…

Best Scavenger Hunt Ever

Remember childhood scavenger hunts with friends? Nothing matches the excitement of following a map, collecting and deciphering clues, and anticipating a mysterious and wonderful prize. But why should the fun stop when you’re all grown up? Why not take the hunt across the whole damn 305? CitySolve says you never…

Wynwood Represent

Miami’s growing Wynwood Arts District is one of the most exciting things to happen to 305 hipsters since Critical Mass. But would you believe it? A lot of out-of-towners still have no idea the cultural enclave exists. The fast-approaching III Points – Music, Art, and Technology Festival is looking to…

Return of the Neon Scrunchie

The ’90s might be back, but the ’80s will never die. Celebrate everyone’s favorite flashy decade with all your best friends at the 80s Flashback Festival. DJ Oski and his buds are turning back the hands of time this Saturday at Tobacco Road (626 S. Miami Ave., Miami), and every…

Turks and Meat

The III Points people are being secretive about the performances, but anything Young Turks puts its name on has to be good. That’s the label reppin’ the XX, SBTRKT, John Talabot, and more, so you know they know good music. And we’ve been told Gigi’s will supply the scrumptious barbecue…

Five Funniest Musicians on Vine

In the 1920s, some intellectual turd purportedly told Earnest Hemingway that he couldn’t write a compelling story in less than a few hundred words, and Hemingway was all, “Watch this.” He drank something stiff, no doubt, and turned out a most heart-wrenching tale in six words: “For sale: Baby shoes,…

Miley Cyrus’ Guide to Drugs: Weed, Cocaine, Molly, and More!

As the world waits with bated breath to see what America’s favorite twerk monster will do next, we can say with near-absolute certainty that it will be something to do with weed smoking — not that there’s anything wrong with that. In the past, lil’-no-more Miley Cyrus has been shifty…