Working Hard, Or Hard Workin’?

Things are about to get mad turnt at the museum. Pérez Art Museum Miami (1103 Biscayne Blvd., Miami) regularly welcomes cutting-edge DJ/producers to its grounds for musical merriment, but it has yet to bring anyone quite so in-your-face as Night Slug’s crew member Helix. The Georgia-born artist blends experimental beats…

Music’s Five Dumbest Marketing Trends

You gimmicky schmucks. Yes, you. The multi-platinum artist reigning over the Billboard charts, farting out hits like your shit doesn’t stink. Actually, it smells like your soul died and rotted. It’s so hard to hear any good music over all these wack-ass jumble jams. Your keywords are rich, but your…

Five Signs It’s Time for Party Rehab

Calling all club rats! It’s time for a lifestyle upgrade. Excessive clubbing is fun at first, but no one wants to turn into an episode of the Real World. Long-term excessive clubbing can have adverse effects on your wallet, your sanity, and the sanity of those around you, especially in…

Disconnect to Connect

The post-internet age has coined a lot of weird lingo. It’s affected every aspect of our lives. Nothing could be so pervasive without also irrevocably changing the artistic process, no matter the medium. Particularly in music, so-called bedroom producers have gone from queer experimental outliers to main-stage headlining acts. You…

Rita Ora Playing Free Show at Grand Central Miami, Courtesy of Hits 97.3

Which “Black Widow” once dated Calvin Harris, “Will Never Let You Down,” and is coming to play a free and intimate show at downtown Miami’s Grand Central? It’s bleach-blonde bombshell Rita Ora, of course! And it’s all thanks to Hits 97.3’s Hits Sessions series. All you’ve got to do is…

Down by the Bay Festival Isn’t Real

OMG, you guys! Someone posted this flier to Facebook, and it looks like the Chemical Brothers, Pheonix, Justice, A Tribe Called Quest, OFWKGTA, and about 70 other headliners are coming to Bayfront Park for some incredible new two-day festival called Down by the Bay during Art Basel. The lineup is…

What We Learned About DJ Khaled from the “Hold U Down” Video

It may be Monday, but it’s never too early in the work week for a sex anthem. DJ Khaled is holdin’ u down till the weekend with the premiere of his latest video, “Hold U Down,” featuring Chris Brown, Jeremih, Future, and August Alsina — four of the silkiest voices…

Gavanna Nightclub Relaunches Saturday with Entirely New Club Experience

Miamians don’t wait until they really need one to get a face lift. Sometimes, it’s more fun to just change things up because you can. The same rule applies to Miami nightlife, and international Latin entertainment destination Gavanna Nightclub is keeping the spice in its relationship with its patrons, opening…

Basside Rapper Opens Bikram Yoga Studio in South Miami

They say music tames the savage beast, but in this concrete jungle, it takes more than a little mood music to unwind. Carolina Villalba, 25, is attacking the nerves of the Miami scene at both ends. Not only does she inspire crowds to let loose as one half of booty…