Pretty in the City – Getting Carried Away

The big “Sex and the City” opening kerfuffle has come and gone, and despite dire reviews from film critics (Roger Ebert’s was my personal fave), those four hot cougars went on to top the box office, doubling ticket sale expectations. In Miami, the opening weekend brought galas openings, enormous crowds,…

Last Night: Heavy Metal in Baghdad at Sweat Records

Photo Courtesy of VBS.TV/VICE Films When it comes to documentaries, it takes a lot to make me say, “holy shit.” You put enough news headlines in front of someone’s face and, unfortunately, real life stories become less and less shocking. But Vice Film’s “Heavy Metal in Baghdad” had me holy-shitting…

Fun With Headlines

I can’t help feeling like the Miami Herald got it wrong when it gave this story on South Floridians who refuse to give up their love of SUVs and trucks despite the sharp increase in gas prices the following headline: “Gas prices can’t extinguish their love of SUVs.” Okay, I…

On the List – Rokbar, Aero Bar and Laundry Bar

You know you’ve had a good weekend when you wake up Sunday morning and you have a litter of text messages reading: “WTF!!?! What happened to you last night?” or “Did you get home OK?” and “You were so fun last night!” Having to recollect what occurred the previous night…

StreetWorks – Mural at the Margulies Collection

Jose D. Duran Mural on the side the Margulies Collection at NW 6th Avenue. So when I woke up last week to find a subject to feature, this was originally what I had in mind. The mural, on the side of the warehouse that holds the Margulies Collection, is located…

Dwight Freeney Disagrees With Bloggers and Fan Forums

Unlike some Dolphins bloggers and fan forum members, current and former NFL players are siding with JT on this whole fiasco. Colts Pro Bowl defensive end Dwight Freeney says that Taylor should get a little more respect than he’s getting: “He is the face of the franchise. Before him it…

Last Night: Modeselektor at Studio A

Justin Namon/thepopnessparty Modeselektor bringing the German groove to Studio A. Modeseleketor with Otto Von Schirach Saturday, May 31, 2008 Studio A, Miami Better than: When Dieter says, “Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.” For a moment last night it felt like Studio A was back to buzzing…

Last Night: Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad at The DuPont

Photo courtesy of Nicejewishgirlsgonebad.com Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad The Alfred I. DuPont Building Saturday, May 31, 2008 I dig bawdy. And I dig burlesque. Lots. In fact, the bawdier the burlesque the better I dig it. Those of you who know me know I was back in a booth…

Last Night: Rag Trade Grand Reopening

Jose D. Duran Rag Trade’s new owners Jason Jimenez and Lauren “Lolo” Reskin. When Rag Trade owner Stephanie Spiegel decided to leave the sunny shores of Miami to work in an organic farm in Israel, it left many perplexed. In less than year, Spiegel had created one of Miami’s most…

Last Night: Alerta! Miami Indie Showcase at White Room

Natalie O’Neill Alerta! Miami Indie Showcase Friday, May 30, 2008 White Room, Miami It’s not that indie rock kids can’t dance. It’s just that, at most shows, they spend more time leaning against a wall or sucking down a cigarette than moving to the beat. But not at Alterta Indie…

Blog of the Week – Bark Bark Woof Woof

It’s a story we’ve heard a million times, but it still doesn’t get any less infuriating. If fact, it happened to me. As a renter, you pay on time only to find out your landlord hasn’t been keeping up with his/her payments. Here’s how it went down for Mustang Bobby…

Pretty in the City – Is It Too Late for Best of Miami?

Our annual Best of Miami issue has come and gone, and months after reporting and researching and writing our exhaustive entries, I’ve discovered a real candidate for next year’s Best Hair Removal category. (Yeah, I just made that up). Wax On, Wax Off is a spankin’ new salon right next…

On the List – Money Shot, Modeselektor, Steve Aoki and Space

It was Saturday night, when it finally hit me – Miami is going through a seasonal renaissance. At 4 a.m., I was still wandering around the Overtown/NE 14 Street area when I stumbled into the Vagabond for the Dirtybird Invasion. Despite the low light and my blurry vision, it seemed…

StreetWorks – Sidewalk Art

Jose D. Duran Sidewalk on the corner of NW 28th Street and NW 6th Avenue. Waking up early this morning to realize I had nothing for this week’s StreetWorks meant I had to drag myself out of bed to find something to talk about. I hopped into my car and…

Haiti & Homosexuality

Maybe you’ve heard of straight camps. You know, the places bible thumpers send their queer sons and daughters to “pray away the gay” and become X-homos. Well, in Haiti there’s a similar remedy. Only it involves bathing in sheep’s blood, sacrificing a cow and banging on drums for seven straight…

Blog of the Week – [redacted]

Dan, a New York transplant, over at [redacted] theorizes Miami’s sole purpose is to get people drunk: The same way that my first few sips of Canadian Club gave me my purpose, so too did Miami find its purpose in supplying liquor to the masses. Indeed, I imagine the whole…

On the List – Urban Beach Week, Boris and Dirtybird

Hip-hop fans rejoice, its Urban Beach Week and your best chance to catch some of the hottest MCs in the game either performing or just hanging out around town. There are so many parties happening this weekend it would be crazy for me to list them all here, so you’ve…

PrunkTV – Alicia Keys Makes Me Cry

Alicia Keys listened as I nervously explained why her song, “Like You’ll Never See Me Again ” makes me cry. From Alicia’s reaction, it sounds like she really cares about me. So my next question for Alicia is, will you marry me? var so = new SWFObject(“http://media.miaminewtimes.com/players/vvmMiniPlayer.swf?audioFile=http://media.miaminewtimes.com/2186624.0.mp3&autoPlay=no”, “theSWF”, “91”, “32”,…

StreetWorks – Miami Design District

While by no means is this in any shape or form graffiti, this mural easily is one of the most identifiable symbols of Miami’s Design District. It has been there for what seems like forever, draped across the posterior of the building which is occupied by retail spaces selling expensive…