The Five Craziest Art Basel Moments of All Time

It’s that time of the year when name-dropping becomes an Olympic sport, glasses of crappy champagne cost $20, and bourgie out-of-towners get to pretend that a pop-up strip club is art. Art Basel is here, if the horrific traffic jams and insanely jacked-up Uber rates haven’t already given it away.

Miami Meteorologists Agree: 2019 Has Been Hot AF

While the rest of the country is already well into a mysterious season called “fall,” Miami remains positively swampy. Today’s projected high is 86 degrees — some 50 degrees warmer than the expected peak temperatures in Chicago, Buffalo, and Detroit.

Local Douchebag Announces 2020 Congressional Run

Here’s pretty much all you need to know about Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio: He has questionable ties to Roger Stone, he thinks it’s funny to use racist and homophobic slurs, and he was banned from Twitter after threatening to report undocumented immigrants to the feds as a method of retaliation against his critics.

Miami Beach Officially Bans Public Smoking of Marijuana and Hemp

For the past three and a half months, marijuana has essentially been decriminalized in Miami. After Florida legalized hemp July 1, the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office announced it would no longer prosecute most minor marijuana charges because the substance is virtually indistinguishable from hemp.

King Tide Is Over — Here Are the Craziest Miami Flood Videos

For the past week, parts of Miami have basically become a water park. King tide — the phenomenon that creates sunny-day flooding due to the positioning of the moon — began last Thursday and ended yesterday. South Florida streets were soaked with saltwater, inconveniencing just about everyone.