One of the great things about owning a major porn company are the affiliate networks, like Sublime Directory, that advertise the free pics and trailers. They’re the perfect place to prominently embed a music video that millions of people a day will see during their cyberquest for poontang. South Beat…
DJ Laz is a nice guy. Just ask all the strippers whose kids he’s put through college. They’ll tell you it took longer than an FPL refund check, but it was worth it. We’re not saying Laz is cheap, but he takes a bag full of quarters with him to…
Whether your art walk is a streetwalk, a gallery crawl, a booze fest, a Facebook photothon, a food night, a hustle, a graff run, or the precursor to a night on the town, it’s clear that at least one night a month Wynwood is a place to be. This month…
Visual and music artist Woff Senatus was born in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, and came to the United States at the age of 2. His American name is Wolfgang Mosaic, which he describes thusly: “I was born Wolf, gang is everybody with me, and mosaic is me piecing together the art.” Check…
Way back in 1966, Paul Revere and the Raiders put out a song by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart called “(I’m Not) Your Stepping Stone.” The track exploded to fame when manufactured pop band the Monkees recorded it, and later achieved cult status thanks to treatments by the Sex Pistols…
We first heard about Cabby Tuesdays from DJ Primetime’s underground pirate radio show on 89.1 FM The Streets. He was broadcasting live from the Dixie Lounge, where every week local up-and-comers throw down rap karaokes and original music for prizes like a 15-minute showcase set. Between hosts Figaro and the…
US Highway 1 is one of the original roadways carved into the great land of Miami, and her curves stretch from Key Largo all the way to Maine. So when Big Poppa E plays two sets every Sunday at Metro Organic Bistro on Biscayne Boulevard and NE 69th street, he’s…
Miami’s top ten hardcore punk bands
One day soon, a flood may come and drown all of Miami in the Biscayne Bay, but for now, the city stinks, God is broke, and the youth are getting restless. The politicians hate the workers and the poor, the pigs take every opportunity to slam your face in the…
Whether you’re a cracked-out bum or a rock star, it’s 8 a.m. and you need two drinks for the price of one. Time to hit Mac’s Club Deuce. You could be fresh out of Dade County Jail and still wearing a jumpsuit or a pinstriped New York stockbroker slumming out…
Just because Miami doesn’t have any alternative music on the radio, it doesn’t mean the city isn’t producing radio-worthy rock. Alukard has been making the 305 headbang since forming in 2003. And now with its freshly digitized (iTunes, Amazon, CD Baby) second album Vigilante Justice, new friends on the Fresh…
When you smoke herb, it reveals your food to yourself. Sure, you can live your whole life eating nothing but processed industrial food type products, and we love pork fat, and gas station patties as much as the next schlub, but it’s good to try new things.Every Saturday at Glaser…
First God. Then Michael Jackson. from Stretch Ledford on Vimeo. When veteran photographer, grad student, and university professor Stretch Ledford moved into the Palm Plaza Motel on 14st and NW 1st Avenue, he’d already been producing short video docs in Overtown since 2009. It was when he moved in, though,…
Miami MC Parable is in fight mode. His new mixtape, VS, sees him trading hooks with artists like Llamabeats, throwing jabs at producers like the Miami Beat Wave, and stepping razors against DJ Guilletine. Soon, Parable will be crisscrossing the nation on a promo tour that’ll take him from the Bring…
Once upon a time in America, the British Empire thought they could tell us what to do, and make us pay them for the privilege. Then we kicked their ass in front of everybody, made Britain our royal bitch, and threw a big-ass party to celebrate. Ever since, we have…
We’ve liked the idea of classical music ever since watching A Clockwork Orange. All those strings, all that bass, and all that drama made it the perfect soundtrack for sex and violence. So for years, we’ve thought classical music performances were really just big orgies in fancy clothes. Turns out,…
Martin Lawrence: (noun) A funny motherfreaker. Ex. “Dude, he went on all Martin Lawrence on that bitch. It was hilarious.”Some people know him from Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing. Others are familiar with classics like House Party, and Blue Streak. Most are familiar with his hit show Martin, which…
His muscles tense as he grips his cannon. Thick, glowing goo splats across her exposed skin. She rubs it in, wipes it from her lips, and smiles. Meanwhile, the 6,000 party people surrounding her are doing the same. This isn’t the scene of the world’s largest orgy; it’s Dayglow, the…
Big Poppa E and the E Band at Tobacco Road June 27
In just a few days, the Magnum Band of Miami celebrates its 35th anniversary. On Friday night, though, the band got the party started a little early with a free set at Rhythm Foundation and Little Haiti Cultural Center’s monthly Big Night In Little Haiti event.A festive crowd heated up…
There’s nothing in the world like a good treehouse. We blazed one with a guy named Rasta who had a badass tree mansion somewhere in South Dade. It was tricked out with air conditioning, a fish tank, and a 60-inch plasma screen TV. The only Treehouse we know that’s cooler…
Ever since the days of the pirates, the Florida Keys have given humanity one of the finest geographies on Earth for getting fucked up, dancing, and running naked on the sand bar. For the next three days, you can do it all to a techno beat because the Summer Splash…
