Food Day Is Tomorrow: Johnson & Wales University Offers Free Eats

The standard American diet is deadly. Thanks to processed foods, trans fats, and massive portion sizes, diseases like diabetes are rampant. Truth is, we’d be better off eating out of our own backyards. At Johnson & Wales University’s North Miami campus, students have cultivated an edible landscape with over 100…

The Top Ten Halloween Events in Miami

Who doesn’t love the charms of the Halloween season? Hoards of half-dressed Big Birds, Duck Dynasty dudes and Miley Cyruses — all with conveniently lowered inhibitions, thanks to spiked punch and Fireball shots. And that’s just one piece of the pumpkin pie. There are mountains of candy, dachshunds dressed as…

Ten Fruits Juice Bar to Open Outpost in Coral Gables

Miami is neck deep in the juice craze, and now the green revolution is making its way to Coral Gables. Downtown juice bar Ten Fruits has announced plans to open a storefront in the City Beautiful, just a stone’s throw from Miracle Mile. See also: Ten Fruits: Exotic Juicing in…

Drive-Thru Margaritas in Houston: How Is This Legal?

A drive-thru margarita bar might sound a little, well, illegal. After all, open containers aren’t allowed in any state in the U.S. of A. But there are loopholes, and through those loopholes pops up Houston’s W Grill and its delicious frozen concoctions. At this neighborhood spot in the hip Heights…

Practice Your Craft

Grovetoberfest, Florida’s biggest beer bash, sloshes into Coconut Grove this Friday, and the daylong brew fest rivals the best of its German brethren. If you’re a connoisseur of suds, it’s time to let your beer flag fly. Peacock Park (2820 McFarlane Rd., Coconut Grove) will overflow with craft brews from…

Doctor Who Takes Miami: Cast, Crew to Appear This Friday

The doctor is in. Or will be, anyway, come this Friday. For the first time in 25 years, a former Doctor Who will touch down in Miami to meet with Whovians, sign mini versions of the TARDIS, and generally regale us with geeky glee. The seventh doctor himself (Sylvester McCoy)…

Free Events This Week: Free Booze, Salsa Contest, British Invasion

Is it just us, or are Mondays not quite as hideously miserable once we start approaching the holidays? Fall and winter are notoriously unproductive, people spend more time pinning to their “wish list for Santa” Pinterest board than actually working, and no one gives a shit. It’s an apathetic employee’s…

Free Events This Week: Beetlejuice, Boot Camp, and Adventures at Sea

Halloween’s just a few weeks away. Thanksgiving comes a few after that. And then there’s Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, take your pick. Which means you’re about to be spending beaucoup bucks on friends, loved ones, neighborhood kids, and professional colleagues you secretly despise. Gotta love the holidays. So, to help you…

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice

Forget that summertime sadness, Lana Del Rey. If you’re from out of town, you’re probably feeling the autumn blues right about now. No colorful foliage, no apple picking, no cute boots or bright scarves. But there’s a consolation prize. At least you can get your pumpkin patch on at the…

Swatting Hornets

Forget the Dolphins and the fickle fandom that goes along with ’em. The true football fanatics in this city bleed orange, green, and white. It makes sense. After all, Miamians love to party, and there ain’t no party like a college football party. This Saturday, the sports shindig revolves around…

10 Adorable British Foodisms We Should All Adopt

Much like Parks & Recreation’s illustrious Tom Haverford, the Brits have all kinds of adorable terminology for their daily eats. OK, so maybe they beat him to the name game by like, 400 years, but either way, phrases like “bangers” (British) and “chicky chicky parm parm” (Tom-ish) are hard not…