Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
In their effort to stave off Spring Training boredom, Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen are starring in an online reality show. The first episode saw them donning leather jackets and forming a two-man, cupcake-devouring moped crew. At another point, they drank red white in a tiny bathtub together…
By now, you probably know that you can bring wine and get boozy in the grass while watching a free movie with the New World Center wallcasts. And you’re also likely aware that — although it used to be easier — a determined drunk can definitely get sloshed for free…
Are these man-on-man encounters actually happening on Miami buses?
In April 2011, former Chicago Bears star Dave Duerson killed himself in his Sunny Isles apartment, his brain racked by football injuries. The once proud and successful businessman was six months into the bankruptcy process. His suicide– shooting himself in the chest to preserve his brain for dementia testing which…
If you’re a non-horny commuter who uses the Dade County Route 73 bus, please drop us a line. We’re starting to think the only people taking public transportation from Kendall to Miami Lakes are buff, shaved dudes who don’t see any problem with trading a litany of carnal favors for…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
A photo of a flyer is circulating Facebook that has Miami-Dade residents in a tizzy. We were going to ignore it, but it has concerned so many of our Facebook friends that we figured it needed debunking. The warning from the “Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Department” that purports that MS13 gang members…
The saga of Tip Drill, the King of Diamonds uber-stripper injured in a nasty stage fall, has taken a bittersweet turn. As she’s chronicled on her Twitter feed, surgery to repair facial injuries went well. But when she’s finally recovered, she says, she’s walking away from the pole for good…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
Machete-wielding homeless man attacks Little Havana cats
“Don’t let my Saturday night go to a waste. Come on man, don’t say that if you simply lose it will be a waste of your night. Come on man, you’ll be dunking against rookies and stuff. It encourages other stuff, and stuff. All right, man? Come on.” Such is…
Tomorrow night, the New York Knicks– led by Asian American Harvard Grad™ Jeremy Lin– come to Miami to take on the Heat. Lin’s quick rise to prominence hasn’t exactly brought out the best in America. Fox’s Jason Whitlock made that penis size joke. ESPN had the “Chink in the Armor” headline…
The world already knows that LeBron James is a shitty tipper, thanks to the investigative sleuths of the Cleveland Scene. A few years ago, that alt-weekly newspaper exposed that The King left a ten dollar gratuity on an $800 steakhouse bill for himself and teammates. Now the Scene has published…
Saturday morning, Tip Drill, Miami’s most famous stripper, took a horrific onstage dive at King of Diamonds and was hospitalized. Hip-hop websites and Twitter accounts have been buzzing about the accident since. Yesterday afternoon we spoke to her longtime sidekick, fellow political pundit and moonlighting rapper Skrawberry, who says…
In Little Havana, a machete-wielding homeless dude is terrorizing the feline community. Or so says Eric Onassis, a former salsa dancer extraordinaire and keeper of pet squirrels in the same neighborhood. In 2009, Onassis was at the dominoes-slamming intersection of SW Eighth Street and 16th Avenue when a cat peed on…
Chris Paciello is an old school South Beach legend, a Bonnano crime family goon who conquered the nightclub scene before being sent to federal prison for his role in a murder. These days, he’s back in his old stomping grounds working for the Delano Hotel, and is very sorry about…
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…
Wacky waving tube men threaten real human sign wavers
Just over a year ago, the inaugural post of Mugshots Friday introduced the world to a Miami man, arrested for soliciting a prostitute, who appeared to be missing half of the top of his head. He was regularly arrested for petty crimes, and one officer wrote “Half a Head” under…
Miami-area superstrippers Tip Drill and Skrawberry are on a guerrilla campaign to educate the world about their naked debauchery. First, they stole the show at a South Beach filming of MSNBC’s Morning Joe. Then they broke down the Republican primary field for Riptide, and we can no longer think of…
This postapocalyptic job market has turned working men into the wolves from The Grey. Go near our employment, and we’ll devour your testicles while our buddy claws out your eyeballs. So we can’t imagine what it’s like to lose a hard-earned job to a garishly colored, thrashing, two-story, fan-powered tube…
