Rene Martinez Continues Leveling ‘Em Out

A year ago we chronicled the life of Rene Martinez, a Miami Cuban American who went from gang-banging hell-raiser to a humble God-fearing MMA warrior. Since that cover story, Martinez, known by his street name “Level,” has won his first three matches as a professional and starred in a five-hour…

Marc Sarnoff Is In Love With Micky Arison

On a day when he wasn’t trying to figure out which one of his Coconut Grove houses he lives in, Miami city Commissioner Marc Sarnoff decided to show his adoration for the Miami Heat’s billionaire owner. During the Miami community redevelopment agency’s public hearing yesterday, the city commission was considering…

Miami Lakes Taxpayers Pay For Nancy Simon’s Legal Defense

UPDATE: Miami Lakes Town Attorney Mitchell Bierman, a partner with the law firm Weiss, Serota et al. informs Banana Republican that Florida law allows elected officials to seek reimbursement for legal expenses incurred fighting ethics charges that are eventually dismissed. He also provided us with town legislation that allows Miami…

Miami City Commissioner Marc Sarnoff Deserves a Federal Investigation

Wilfredo FerrerUnited States Attorney, Southern District of Florida99 NE Fourth St., Miami, FL 33132Dear Mr. Ferrer,Banana Republican commends you for cracking down on the scoundrels responsible for the rampant mortgage fraud plaguing South Florida. With that in mind, we want to bring a related case to your immediate attention. We…

North Miami Beach Manager Canned After Snitching on City Council

The Miami Herald reports this morning that the North Miami Beach City Council fired City Manager Kelvin Baker last night. Although no specifics were given, Banana Republican wonders if his termination had anything to do with Baker accusing some city council members of violating the state’s Sunshine Law.This past August 31,…

Jump Out Boys Daniel Fernandez and Joe Losada Found Guilty

Five years ago, on January 12, Miami-Dade police plain clothes detectives Daniel Fernandez and ​Joe Losada were arrested by internal affairs officers for allegedly planting evidence, falsifying an arrest affidavit, stealing money, and physically threatening a drug dealer. The pair didn’t know that Pedro Soler and his friend Rafael Rodriguez…

Election Day Races to Keep an Eye On

Will Bill McCollum and Kendrick Meek hold back the two millionaire candidates? Will Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado’s blossoming political machine get his daughter a seat on the Miami-Dade School Board? Will Dorrin Rolle survive his scandalous year to win another term to the county commission? Will David Rivera overcome a brutal…

County Commissioners Better Than Dolphins’ Perfect Season

52-0. That’s how many times incumbent county commissioners have won at the polls since 1994. And it certainly looks like Jose “Pepe” Diaz, Javier Souto, or Dorrin Rolle will keep that winning streak alive by the time the polls close tomorrow.Diaz, who raised $325,000 to crush an opponent who collected…

Miami Herald Recommends Two Deadbeats for Elected Office

With the primary election six days away, undecided voters usually turn to the Miami Herald’s editorial board to help them decide who is the best candidate for the job. Unfortunately, Miami’s only daily failed miserably when it came to its picks for District 2 county commissioner and District 35 state…