Five Signs You Might Be a Shitty Guitarist

It would seem that everyone not bent on being a DJ these days is buying a guitar. In recent years, there have been unprecedented national advertisements for large chain music stores like Guitar Center all over radio and television, and the fact that a company like the aforementioned grew so…

Miami’s Ten Heaviest Current Metal and Punk Bands

Miami has a long history of putting out great, unique sounding heavy bands. In much the same way that the marsupials of the Southern Hemisphere have evolved with combinations of traits unlike those of any other mammalian group, Miami’s isolated heavies are a genus unto themselves. And now, in particular,…

Top Ten Black Sabbath-Influenced Bands from South Florida

The reunion of Black Sabbath’s Ozzy Osbourne, guitarist Tony Iommi, and bass guy Geezer Butler — you know, the seminal dark lords of metal — has helped keep the heavy-metal masses smiling. With crossed arms, of course. Even without legendary original drummer Bill Ward thundering the skins, Black Sabbath is…

Fleetwood Mac Cancels June 8 Stop at BB&T Center

UPDATE: Fleetwood Mac has canceled its South Florida tour stop. More details at “Fleetwood Mac Cancels Reunion Tour Show in South Florida.” The term “hipster” is one that has evolved from a benign adjective used by grandmas and square folk to describe those with an inclination toward the arts and…

Tragedy at Churchill’s Pub, AKA Speedfreek’s Last Show

Tragedy With Rotting Palms, Maruta, Nerv, Devalued, and Nunhex As part of Speedfreek’s last show Churchill’s Pub, Miami Wednesday, May 29, 2013 Better Than: What else were you doing on a Wednesday night?! Promoter Roger “Speedfreek” Forbes has decided to call it quits. Forbes, occasionally in partnership with Torche/Shitstorm drummer…

Pig Destroyer Laid Siege to Churchill’s Pub, December 15

Pig Destroyer With Priapus, God Harvest, Implosive Disgorgence, and Maruta Churchill’s Pub, Miami Saturday, December 15, 2012 Better Than: Thurston Moore doing anything in Miami. Churchill’s Pub had itself a busy weekend. Right on the heels of Friday night’s Torche/Holly Hunt album release party, the legendary Pig Destroyer laid siege…

Cannibal Corpse at Grand Central Miami, December 6

Cannibal Corpse Grand Central, Miami Thursday, December 6, 2012 Better Than: Cardboard gun shop. Stuck precariously in the middle of Miami’s yearly ascension to the international spotlight of artistic and cultural relevance (AKA Art Basel Miami Beach week) was a Cannibal Corpse tour date…