Magic City Season Two Debuts in June

Have you missed the brooding gaze of Ike Evans? When you sleep, do you dream of Jessica Marais in a bikini? Are you considering starting a Kickstarter campaign to turn the Miramar Playa set into a real, modern-day hotel? Good news: Magic City’s second season begins in two short months,…

Miami Is the Eighth Nerdiest City in America, You Dweebs

Hey, Miami. Yeah, you — the one with the 80-pound backpack and Coke-bottle glasses. Quit your LARPing, put down that Dr. Who fan fiction, and get over here. It’s wedgie time. Why? Because you’re not the cool kid we thought you were. According to real estate blog Movoto, you’re the…

Unreal Housewives

Starring on The Real Housewives of Miami didn’t make Lea Black faaahbulous, darling. It’s the other way around. The blonde powerhouse with razor-sharp quips is a huge part of what’s made the TV series a guilty pleasure for viewers around the world. Besides, she was a big deal here in…

James Franco Coming to Miami for Gay and Lesbian Film Festival

The last time James Franco was in Miami on a cultural mission, it was to show his own art at OHWOW’s Art Basel satellite fair. That might be where Franco hooked up with fellow OHWOW exhibitor Harmony Korine, who later directed a cornrowed, gold-toothed Franco in this year’s Spring Breakers…

Roger Ebert, Dead at 70: Remembering His Miami Movie Reviews

Legendary film critic Roger Ebert died of cancer yesterday at age 70. For almost half a century, Ebert’s sharp assessments and lovable humor guided America’s film audiences, through his post as film critic at the Chicago Sun-Times, his TV shows with Gene Siskel (and later, Richard Roeper), and his film…

Temporary Henna Tattoos Can Leave Permanent Scars, FDA Warns

If you’ve spent an afternoon on the South Beach shoreline, you’ve seen vendors wandering through the beach towels and chairs hawking henna tattoos. They typically target spring breakers and other tourists, promising a safe, temporary alternative to having your drunken, debauched weekend etched on your skin for a lifetime. But…

Manteresting: The Woman-Hating Version of Pinterest Still Has Cupcakes

It’s no secret that Pinterest is the devil. It’s a time-sucking, hetero-normative, copyright-infringing vanity site that appears to exist to make women feel bad about their appearances and subpar crafting skills. It also skews heavily toward women. That, apparently, was unacceptable to men — straight men who hate paying attention…

Here’s Kate Upton Getting Spanked by Flo Rida (VIDEO)

The headline says it all, really. Miami person Flo Rida spanked Florida model, cat daddy champion, and frostbite victim Kate Upton during a performance at a technology convention Wednesday. According to TMZ, this performance took place at a “Spring 2013 Launch Party” thrown by Samsung at the Museum of American…