The Flying Bag of Penis that is the Miami Dolphins nearly went and fucked things up by almost winning a game yesterday. But Suck For Luck is alive and well after the New York Giants woke up from their zombie-like state and handed Miami their seventh loss of the season…
What’s worse than being forced to spend an extended and unnecessary amount of time with your family thanks to holidays and weddings? Being stuck inside with them while a hurricane rages outside. Such is the ordeal that befalls three siblings and their parents in Captiva, 2011 Carbonell Award winner Christopher…
The Addams Family at the Arsht Center through October 30
People have always been fascinated by the dark side of things,” says actor Douglas Sills, one of the stars of The Addams Family, which opens tonight at the Arsht Center. There’s a jovial dread that surrounds this macabre creation, which began as a simple cartoon that satirized the American family…
With their defense flying around making plays and their offense opting for touchdowns instead of field goals, all signs pointed to the Miami Dolphins getting their first win of the season. FUCK YEA!But then Tim Tebow dialed up the Jesus, led the Denver Broncos in erasing a 15-point deficit, tied…
This year marks the inaugural Recent Cinema From Spain Festival, and with Spain’s Goya Awards (the Spanish version of the Oscars, except without any grating Billy Crystal musical numbers) celebrating its 25th anniversary, the Miami International Film Festival and the Gusman Center for the Performing Arts are about to help…
Everybody has bad days, but when you’re a kid, it’s magnified by a thousand. Alexander learns that the hard way. He wakes up with gum in his hair, trips on a skateboard on his way out of bed, and sees his two brothers get supercool cereal box prizes while he…
Edith Can Shoot Things and Hit Them at New Theatre through October 30
Watching the Miami Dolphins is like opening a gift and expecting something other than a box full of dicks. And that box full of dicks is now 0-5 after a 24-6 loss to their hated rival New York Jets on Monday Night Football.So the bad news is, the Dolphins remain winless…
With Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross’s continued misguided attempts to bring people to games by doing everything but putting a competitive team on the field comes his latest brain-busting idea. Because the Dolphins will host the Tim Tebow-led Denver Broncos this Sunday at Sun Life Stadium, why not have Gator…
Hairspray at Actors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre through November 13
The House of Bernarda Alba at the Arsht Center through October 30
Kenny and his little sister have to fend for themselves after their mother dies and their asshole father abandons them for his job and his girlfriend. Most of us would probably just become deviant little snots if fate dealt us that card. But in playwright A. Rey Pamatmat’s heartrending and…
Ever catch yourself watching Sesame Street and think, Cookie Monster is funny, but he needs more dick jokes? Well, don’t fret. Because Stuffed & Unstrung is what happens when Jim Henson’s puppets stop teaching kids the alphabet and start letting the expletives and adult-content humor fly. Boasting more than 80…
Kenny and his little sister must fend for themselves after their mother dies and their asshole father abandons them for his job and girlfriend. Most of us would probably become deviant little snots if fate dealt us that card. But in A. Rey Pamatmat’s heartrending and controversial Edith Can Shoot…
The Miami Dolphins did that thing again where they play like their scrotums are stapled to their thighs, this time losing 26-16 to the San Diego Chargers. In the process, they lost Chad Henne to a shoulder injury, forcing backup Matt Moore to step in and do exactly what Henne’s…
Sunday morning comics are a bit of a dying art form. Thanks mainly to the interwebs killing off the newspaper industry, reading the comics on a Sunday morning is becoming more and more a thing of the past.But maybe kids today are better off not reading the funny papers. Because,…
Ever catch yourself watching Sesame Street and think, Cookie Monster is funny, but he needs more dick jokes? Well, don’t fret. Because Stuffed & Unstrung is what happens when Jim Henson’s puppets stop teaching kids the alphabet and start letting the expletives and adult-content humor fly. Boasting more than 80…
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day at Actors’ Playhous through November 19
Swimming in the Shallows at FIU’s Wertheim Performing Arts Center through October 2
Alma en Boca at the Colony Theatre October 1 (one night only)
What’s better than diverse and subversive stage readings presented by young, hungry driven actors? Nothing. Except when those stage readings are boundary busting, thought-provoking plays, have the actors interacting and discussing said play with the audience, and when it’s cheap. Cheap is good!Ground Up & Rising, the award-winning theatre and film…
