45. Rio Acai Bowl at Apple a Day

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.45. The Rio Acai…

Babies Don’t Want Vegan Mommies? What a Load of Baloney

This past weekend, the LA Times published an editorial suggesting pregnant women who adhere to a vegan diet and subsequently raise vegan children are irresponsible. The writer, Alexandra Le Tellier, was responding to the release of Vegan Is Love, a new children’s book that explains and advocates a vegan diet…

The Five Best Movies to Watch While Stoned

Stoner legend has it that the meaning behind the digits 4-2-0 supposedly “stems” from a Californian police code by the same number, which signified “pot smoking in progress.” Is it true? Who knows? Figuring that out would take a lot of effort and totally go against the spirit of the…

Quiz: Which Miami Art Cinema Are You?

Beret-wearing foreign and indie-flick loving hipsters and cinephiles are going to have to find something new to complain about over their cigarettes and black coffee: Miami no longer has a shortage of cool venues in which to watch the obscure screen gems they love. In fact, we’ve got five –…

Ben Franklin Practiced Vegetarianism

For those who shy away from the prospect of going vegan or vegetarian because they think it’s too new-fangled, you might find it interesting that in 1722, one of the smartest, most productive, versatile, and respected men in our nation’s history adopted vegetarianism at a very early age.I read a…

Nick Valencia’s Sexy (and Spiritual) “Plant-Based Body”

During many of my workouts at CrossFit Miami Beach, I’ve noticed Nick Valencia, a tanned and shredded little guy, smiling, sweating, and tearing up the black rubber floor with his aggressive approach to the W.O.D. (CrossFit speak for “workout of the day”). Until a mutual friend tipped me off this…

Michael McKeever’s Moscow at Arsht: Lack of Focus Leaves Us Cold

A Cuban society woman turned inept American housekeeper drags a recalcitrant mop bucket across the patio between her awkwardly spread legs. A wide-eyed dilettante, her bird-like frame wrapped in tropical hues, reads a nuclear fallout shelter’s user manual — including bits about what to do with your radioactive hair –…

Starbucks Puts Dead Beetles in Frappuccinos

Which would you rather drink: chemical coloring, beet juice, or dead bugs?Apparently, Starbucks thought you’d pick that last option.In an effort to remove artificial ingredients from its menu, Starbucks recently replaced the food dye in its Strawberry Frappuccinos with a “natural” substitute: beetle juice.The stuff is actually called “carmine,” and…

Moscow Meets Miami

Once upon a time, Miami’s only connections to Russia were the gorgeous models sipping free vodka in our elite lounges and the bath houses at 54th and Collins. Zoetic Stage cofounder and award-winning playwright Michael McKeever has stepped in with another tie: Moscow, his comedy about the changing tides in…

Miami’s Indie Film Club Gives Movie Makers (and Lovers) a Home

It’s Wednesday night, and 60 adult booties are planted firmly against a hard gallery floor in Wynwood. No, they are not part of an experimental art installation. They’re spectators at the Indie Film Club Miami’s monthly get-together, which spotlights the work of local film types, this time in the Alejandra…

Veganism Is My Health Insurance

Going to the doctor is hardly an option for me. It hasn’t been since I left my last full-time job — and the health insurance it offered — about a year and a half ago, when I decided to pursue my writing career.As a freelancer, I’m lucky to enjoy a…

T.H.R.I.V.E.’s $20 Three-Course, Raw Vegan Weekend Brunch

The typical South Beach Sunday brunch often includes a bloody Mary/mimosa budget that hovers around $25. Tack on some half-cooked eggs slathered in glorified mayonnaise and some breakfast rib eye or butter-soaked French toast, and you’ve got yourself a $50 to $75 tab that serves only to postpone your weekend…

Past Times

On March 20, Turner Classic Movies will bring its newly restored version of the 1960 film Elmer Gantry to the Gusman Center for the Performing Arts – for free. In an event that surely stirred memories of first glances at fifth grade required reading lists, TCM started its third annual…