44,000-Year-Old Human Jawbone: What Did It Chew?

​A piece of jawbone first unearthed from a cave in England in 1927 was discovered last week to be 44,000 years old, providing evidence that modern humans existed in Europe thousands of years earlier than previously thought. This dating also confirmed the contested theory that early humans co-existed with Neanderthals.Being…

Dicey Laughs

Andrew Dice Clay will never forget the year 1990. It’s when he sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row — a feat that hasn’t been repeated by any comic since. These days, however, the former household name is fighting to get back into the comedy game. It…

Alliance Theatre Lab Mixes Comedy and Morality in Lobby Hero

The idea of a funny doorman is perfectly logical. The job puts people in their line of vision for exactly ten seconds, prompting short conversations every time they enter and exit the building — a situation that seems almost designed for the cultivation of witty one-liners.Maybe that’s what playwright Kenneth…

Naomi Wilzig Reigns as Queen of Erotic Art

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 24, Cultist presents “Miami Backstage,” where we feature some of the city’s behind-the-scenes culture makers. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys. Naomi WilzigTwenty years ago, Naomi Wilzig, the curator of…

Spirulina: What the Hell Is It?

If you go into any juice bar worth its wheatgrass, you’re bound to find spirulina on the list of available “power-ups” you can choose to boost the nutritional value of your smoothie.It sounds so weird that it must be good for you. But what exactly is this superfood, and where…

No-Tell Hotel

The idea of a funny doorman isn’t exactly a groundbreaking plot twist. The job, which puts a guy in your line of vision for exactly ten seconds, seems almost designed for the cultivation of witty one-liners. Maybe that’s what playwright Kenneth Lonergan was thinking with Lobby Hero, which opened in…

Attention, Shorties

The founders of the Miami Short Film Festival (MsFF) have a great idea for combating the overprescription of attention-deficit drugs. Instead of making attention spans longer, just make movies shorter! Though this ingenious solution to one of America’s pill-popping problems hasn’t taken off, the festival has somehow survived and thrived…

Fall Farmers’ Market Openings and Schedules: Our Faves!

​’Tis once again the season for many local farmers’ markets to re-open their al fresco fruit peddling tables. If you want to sink your teeth into some fresh Florida flora, you’ve gotta know where and when to scoop up the bounty. Here’s the lowdown on Miami-Dade County farmers’ market openings…

Teena’s Pride: Super Fresh Locally-Grown Produce for $17 a Week

Teena’s Pride, a local community supported agriculture (CSA) program, offers fresh-from-the-earth packs of vegetables and herbs, delivered weekly to a drop-off point near you, for reasonable prices. The farm is located in the Redland.The company offers different size options, depending on how many mouths you have to feed. The biggest…

Director Joe Adler to Paint GableStage Red with Mark Rothko Play

For his latest daring Miami stage experiment, GableStage at the Biltmore’s producing artistic director Joseph Adler presents Red, John Logan’s six-time Tony Award-winning play about Russian-American abstract artist Mark Rothko. Set in 1958, the drama centers on the sometimes antagonistic interaction between Rothko and his assistant Ken as they create what…

Scarpetta’s Chef Michael Pirolo Crafts Gourmet Vegan Tasting

In this new series, the Beet Reporter aims to see whether Miami’s tastiest restaurants are prepared to feed vegans with something more than boring garden salads.There are two ways to make vegan food. Or rather, there are two ways to make food vegan.One starts with “normal” dishes, subtracting the animal-derived…

Seeing Red

For his latest daring Miami stage experiment, Joseph Adler, producing artistic director of GableStage, presents Red, John Logan’s six-time Tony Award-winning play about Russian-American abstract artist Mark Rothko. Set in 1958, the drama centers on the sometimes-antagonistic interaction between Rothko and his assistant Ken as they create what was at…

The Addams Family Kooks Up a Great Show at the Arsht Center

While watching The Addams Family musical last night at the Adrienne Arsht Center, we were struck by the realization that the entire pop culture phenomenon is basically an extension of the idea of “opposite day.” Bad is good, gloom trumps happiness, death is preferable to life, weird is normal, and…

Beehive Natural Foods: An Affordable Vegan Fantasy

Finding the juice and vegan food bar at the back of Beehive Natural Foods is like discovering Narnia in your closet. You push through tight spaces and cluttered shelves to enter a world of adventures you never expected — without the white witch. If the health food counter is the wild…