New Miami Herald Gossip Rag Panders to Racial Stereotypes

Gossip! Bikinis! ¡Fútbol! Next Wednesday, Hispanic readers will finally get what they’ve been waiting for — or at least that’s what Miami Herald publisher David Landsberg seems to think. In an email sent Friday evening, Landsberg — who declined to comment — announced that 70,000 copies of Caliente, the Herald’s…

Illegal South Florida Butt Doctor Sentenced to Eight Years

A West Palm Beach judge has sentenced an illegal butt doctor to eight years in prison. Tamieka Butler was providing silicone injections for $200 a pop inside of a room at El Patio hotel in West Palm before she was arrested in January for “unlicensed practice of health care profession…

In Fort Lauderdale, Sex Shops Get Creative to Avoid Restrictions

The name Booby Trap Love Stuff connotes a certain level of trashiness. Although it’s shaped like a cottage and customers enter through castle-like wooden doors, they have to flash an ID before they can behold rows of phallic objects and feather boas. But the Fort Lauderdale store, located 397 feet…

Farrah Abraham on Feminism: “I’m Pretty Feminine”

Farrah Abraham is the Teen Mom breakout star who went on to star in Vivid Entertainment’s best-selling sex tape of all time. As such, she’s fodder for a riveting game of hypotheticals. For example: Would you live free and easy if it meant having verifiable sex only twice? To become…

In Fort Lauderdale, Sex Shops Get Creative to Avoid Restrictions

The name Booby Trap Love Stuff connotes a certain level of trashiness. Although it’s shaped like a cottage and customers enter through castle-esque wooden doors, they have to flash an ID before they can behold rows of phallic objects and feather boas. But the Fort Lauderdale store, located 397 feet…

Little Havana Condo Residents Endure Weeks Without Power

Carlos spent his first week of kindergarten sleeping in a hotel and then in a hallway. He lives with his dad, hulking King of Diamonds employee Alex Velasquez, in the Altos de Miami condo building in Little Havana, near Flagler Street and SW 22nd Avenue. His unit is one of…

South Beach Wanda: The Life and Death of a Pariah

Anthony Lee had to answer the door. Of course he did. If something needed to be done and done right, it was in the 49-year-old’s nature to take charge. Instead of pausing when he saw a stranger at his friend’s door, the bald giant with a quick temper demanded the…

Miami’s Santeria Source: Allapattah Warehouse Brews Religious Potions

The perfume stores on NW 20th Street in Allapattah are typically painted with bright colors. Tucked between discount clothing stores, they beckon with pink and orange exteriors as well as promises of bargains painted on their fronts. Selene Perfumeria is less inviting. With it’s gray façade, it looks like an…

Florida Youth Academy Kids Riot Over Cup Noodles

Violence erupted at a rural correctional youth academy on Saturday night over a lost bet, two basketball teams and three Cup Noodles. “It was a full blown riot,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told ABC. “I watched them throw objects at us and our deputies. I watched them break windows.”…

Shaq’s Police File: He’s No Longer a “Master of Surveillance”

Either Shaquille O’Neal has forgotten how to use a computer or he’s grown humble with age. On his July application to become a part-time cop for the Golden Beach Police Department, the former NBA star simply scrawled “none” across the three lines for answering the question about what special equipment…

To See Stars and Meteors, Miamians Must Take A Road Rarely Traveled

The Perseid meteor shower ended last night, a fact that probably escaped most citizens of Miami. As city dwellers, we have to contend with the omnipresence of electricity, an invention that is anathema to star gazing. In order to take advantage of the once-a-year phenomenon, Riptide had to travel far…