Miami Springs Hires a Financially Troubled City Clerk

Ever ask for a raise before you’ve even started a job? That’s exactly what Erika Gonzalez-Santamaria did after she was offered a $71,850 gig as the new city clerk for Miami Springs. She accepted the job but asked for $75,000 and was granted that boost before she begins April 1…

Watermelon-Smashing Comedian Gallagher Peddles Gay Play in Miami

Leo Gallagher is standing on the patio of Gramps Bar in Wynwood and explaining his new pro-gay play to a group of disheveled, confused hipsters. The prop comic, who grew up in South Tampa and became famous for smashing watermelons onstage, has more recently made headlines for being racist and…

Miami Springs’ New City Clerk Is Financially Troubled

Ever ask for a raise before you’ve even started a job? That’s exactly what Erika Gonzalez-Santamaria did after she was offered a $71,850 gig as the new city clerk for Miami Springs. She accepted the job but asked for $75,000 and was granted that boost before she begins April 1…

Miami’s First Weed School to Open in April

Miamians hoping to take their careers to a higher level might get the chance as soon as next month. Medical marijuana may still be a pipe dream in Florida, but Jeremy Bufford, the founder of Medical Marijuana Tampa, says he’s planning to open South Florida’s first school aimed at teaching…

South Florida’s Adult Industry Radio Network Goes Live

Amber is late to the party because she keeps screwing up her lines, laughing every time she gets to the part about the women who will “entertain [you] with their green knockers.” She clenches her fists as she repeats the words, concentrating superhard on getting the commercial spot down for…

Miami’s First Marijuana School Could Open in April

Miamians hoping to take their careers to a higher level might get the chance as soon as next month. Medical marijuana may still be a pipe dream in Florida, but Jeremy Bufford, the founder of Medical Marijuana Tampa, says he’s planning to open South Florida’s first school aimed at teaching…

Someone Is Feeding All of Gould’s Friendly Raccoons to Pythons

The raccoons of Cauley Square will nibble on your shoe laces, crawl over your feet and brush up against your legs. They are wild but not rabid. They are cuddly but also conniving. Emboldened by decades of free reign, these intelligent creatures have turned treacherous. And they are legion. That’s…

South Floridians Suspend to Find Enlightenment

Eric Madrid is a 32-year-old shaman with a cropped beard, a protruding lower lip, and dark curls grown long in the back. Although he typically wears an all-black uniform, from flat-brimmed cap to high-top skate shoes, he’s barefoot and stripped to his skinny jeans this January night. He lies prostrate…

Phantom Pisser Terrorizes University of Florida Students

What ever happened to those decals of Calvin pissing on things? Back in the 90s, if your F-150 wasn’t emblazoned with cartoon character mischievously urinating on [another truck company’s name/a pictorial version of an abstract concept/your least-favorite sports team’s logo] you didn’t believe in anything. You weren’t in the driver’s…

Solution Proposed for Trolley Garage That Violated Civil Rights Act

When Astor Development needed to build a garage for the Coral Gables trolley, it was unclear where to put it. Historically, it would have been destined for the city’s industrial triangle, but now that place is better suited for high-rise condos than exhaust-streaming pollution factories. So the developers devised a…

No-Kill Resolution Has Led to More Dead Pets, Advocates Say

Just south of Oakland Park on I-95, drivers turn to stare at an eye-catching billboard. It shows a picture of an adorable golden retriever and this striking web address: KillThisPet.com. The website offers the same picture with a devilish choice: You can either save the pup or kill it. Choosing…