Video: Otto von Schirach, Karla and Juleisy Perform 12 Days of Miami Christmas

Miami needs its own holiday anthem. We collaborated with famed DJ/performer Otto von Schirach for our own Magic City version of “The 12 Days of Christmas.”

Get ready to put the video on repeat and sing along: 

On the 12th day of Christmas, my papi gave to me:
12 cajas chinas,
11 strippers dancing,
10 chongas twerking,
9 Wynwood hipsters,
8 balls of blow,
7 pastelitos,
6 STDs,
5 golden teeth,
4 rims spinnin’,
3 jevas buenas,
2 tetas nuevas,
and the brand-new Otto CD.

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