The Standard Introduces Horoscope Hotline Booth and Spa Astrology Readings

The property's Monterrey Bar also gets in on the cosmic action with its "What’s Your Sign-ature?" menu.

April 10, 2025

Image: yellow old-school telephone booth. a sign on the booth reads "astrology hotline." another sign protruding from its side reads "what's your sign"

Get your horoscope each month at the Standard Spa, Miami Beach's free astrology booth. The Standard Spa, Miami Beach photo

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If you're feeling out of sorts, the Standard Spa, Miami Beach is a great place to get realigned with massages, facials, mani-pedis, body scrubs, hydrotherapy, and more. That's all well and good if you're in need of a physical tune-up, but if you're looking for some cosmic guidance, the spa has something for that, too.

Both guests and the general public can now stop by the property's new Astrology Hotline Phone Booth to listen to their monthly horoscope, with the lineup curated by the hotel spa's resident astrologist and acupuncturist, Lori Bell. Housed inside an old-school telephone booth, readings will change each month to reflect planetary shifts.

The service is free, but it might leave you wanting more. The spa has you covered there, too. Bell, a Florida state-licensed acupuncture physician and certified master astrologer from the Forrest Astrology School, offers one-on-one, personalized astrology readings at the spa. The 90-minute service will run you $325 for guidance on your birth chart, upcoming opportunities and challenges, relationships, and more. The service is the latest offering in a long collaboration between Bell and the Standard — she writes the monthly horoscope column for the Standard Hotels and collaborated with the brand to create its popular Planet Standard Astrology Card Deck.

If you're not quite ready to delve into the ins and outs of your cosmic journey, swing by the yellow booth before stopping by the Standard's Monterrey Bar from 5 p.m. to midnight to sample its "What's Your Sign-ature?" menu featuring cocktails and mocktails inspired by Fire, Water, Air, and Earth signs.

Before rejoining Miami New Times as culture editor in 2025, Celia Almeida freelanced for the paper starting in 2016, then came aboard as a staff editor in 2018. Beginning in late 2019, she served as digital editor for Ink. Her writing has been featured in Billboard, Consequence, Paper, and Rolling Stone, among other outlets.

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