We're not even halfway into the final season of Dexter yet, and it's already looking like it's going to be hard to say goodbye to our favorite serial killer. Fortunately, long after the show has met its (hopefully bloody) demise, fans can keep their memories alive with blood slides, just like Dexter Morgan himself.
No, really -- blood slides (featuring fake blood, we assume) are just one of the many Dexter-inspired mementos you'll find online. Here are a few more gifts for the ultimate Dexter superfan.
See also:
- Ten Dexter Film Locations That Were Really Shot in Miami
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"It's not just a slice a meat, it's a Slice of Life!"
Dexter T-Shirt by VHAVE on Etsy, $15.95
This guide to Dexter's kills is already out of date. But who knows -- maybe by the end of this season, Etsy user Dehahs will have one for Deb, too.
Dexter's Victims poster by Dehahs on Etsy, $29.50
Wanna really creep out your carpool buddies? This should do the trick.
Dexter Ice Truck Killer keychain by ibakecake on Etsy, $5.50
This chef serves everything with "a nice Chianti," and don't even bother telling him about your special dietary requirements.
Bloody Dexter Apron by 2DYE4GothicOfferings on Etsy, $19.99
Next time you're at the beach, try not to think about what lies beneath.
Darkly Dreaming poster by AndrewHeath on Etsy, $20.00
If your nails always look like they're covered in blood, nobody will be the wiser when you actually give in to your Dark Passenger, right?
Dexter Blood Splatter Fake Nails by niceclaws on Etsy, $14.92
Etsy user UncleJacks promises that this badge is "new, never used." There's no explaining how exactly you might use this fake badge in real life, though.
Dexter Morgan Employee ID Badge by Uncle Jacks on Etsy, $5.99
Cross-stitch your very own tribute to Sgt. Doakes' (and perhaps the entire series') very best line.
Dexter Surprise Motherf**ker PDF cross stitch pattern by xstitchesbecrazy on Etsy, $3.88
And it just wouldn't be Etsy without an amigurumi version of Dexter Morgan.
Dexter Morgan by LilKillerCuties on Etsy, $40.00
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