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Most Cringeworthy Camel Toes in Honor of International Beaver Day (NSFW)

Today is International Beaver Day! And what does that mean? Who cares! As soon as we saw the term "International Beaver Day" we automatically chuckled like Beavis and Butthead because, heh,
beavers are a small furry mammal, heh, forever associated with a chick's heheheheh, uh, Metallica rocks!  Heheh.

And why is beaver a metaphor for a girl's sweet, sweet honey pot? Because like the animal, both eat wood...and apparently the crotch of famous women's pants. So, in honor of International Beaver Day, here's 10 super camel toes. And yes, we realize that most of these may have been PhotoShopped.

 Ice T's wife, Coco




Hungry Beaver Rating (on a scale of 1 to 10): 8

No hungry, hungry vagina post would be complete with out the reigning queen of camel toes, Coco. So, we honor her with our first, and most obvious, spot. And although the bulge from her suffocating crotch seems to be in full bloom, we actually find her orange tan slightly more offensive.


Britney Spears


Hungry Beaver Rating: 7


Opps, she did it again. And again. And again.


Heidi Klum


Hungry Beaver Rating: 6

The real reason why Heidi left Victoria's Secret. And really, can you blame her? Not even Seal wants to be kissed by that rose.

Charlie's Angels


Hungry Beaver Rating: 9 (ranked in mostly by Ms. Smith in the middle — impressive)

Sure, all three of the Charlie's OG Angels seem to be putting forth they're sexiest pouts in this picture, but little do they know, all three are giving us huge vertical smiles.

Mystery Lady


Hungry Beaver Rating: 6.5

To the left, to the left, your vagina is pointing all the way to the left. Mmmm.

Solange


Hungry Beaver Rating: 10

Not to be outdone or out-shown by her older sister (yet again), Solange shows which Knowles sister has more junk in the...uh, crotch?


Hungry Beaver Rating:
The gold medal!

Lynda Carter


Hungry Beaver Rating
: 5

Will vaginal wedgies be included when they re-vamp the new Wonder Woman costume yet again?

Kim Kardashian


Hungry Beaver Rating: 7

The text that Kim was sending: "b/c my vagina ate it u r now the only Bush in my life, Reggie <3"

Martin Lawrence as Big Momma


Hungry Beaver Rating: 25 — Just like Big Momma's pants size!





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