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Larry Flynt Productions Makes Simpsons Porno

First there was Marge's Playboy spread and Simpson's erotica spoolged all over the internet (who knew Bart has an Oedipus complex or Lisa has a landing strip?). Now LFP video (Larry Flynt Productions) -- the same company that brought us the fine cinematic trilogy Inside My Panties 1, 2, and 3 -- has decided to bestow upon the world the live-action Simpsons: The XXX Parody. Their claim? "You've never seen sex this yellow." Well unless you're into golden showers...or have a jaundice fetish.

Thankfully, none of the children of Springfield seem to be included, but this mess of a video is about as twisted as most of the things that come out of Ralph Wiggum's mouth (i.e. "Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!" - damn, we probably just gave them an idea for a scene) and we'd assume you'd have to drink a whole lot of Flaming Homers (we know who really created the drink, Moe) to actually watch this particular kind of porn...or maybe not.

Doing a simple Google search we found porn for not only The Simpsons but also Scooby Doo, Shrek, The Flinstones, The Rugrats, The Jetsons, and The Little Mermaid getting it from Father Tritan.

Here's just hoping we never see something like a Dora the Exxxplorer porn. Or anything sexualized involving our sweet, little bilingual baby.

Aw, you guys are sick.

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Elyse Wanshel
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