It's seriously unfair that anyone is forced to work this time of year. Our brains are basically mush topped with turkey, football and potential presents. What's the point? And isn't today a holiday? Why is anyone working? WHYYYYYY?
Yeah, we're a wee bit bitter. But to occupy at least part of the morning, here's a lineup of free stuff to get into this week. So you can save your bucks for Black Friday.
Monday
- Free entry to all national parks: In MIA-land, this includes Everglades National Park and Dry Tortugas National Park. Make nice with Mother Nature over the long weekend.
Tuesday
- Free yoga in Peacock Park: Downward dog your way to good health.
- Trivia Tuesdays at Elwoods: Use all your inane and useless knowledge to score some free booze.
Friday
- Festive Fridays at Southland Mall: Learn some Bruce Lee-style skills from the folks at National Karate's "Team Shendo."
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