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Remember that Vikings vs. Saints playoff game? The nail-biting fumbles. The deep sweats in overtime. The inevitable realization that fate had dealt its unflinching hand. Well, Lingerie Bowl VII: The Ultimate Cat Fight won’t be anything like that. We promise.
The Lingerie Bowl became a Super Bowl halftime sensation by honing in on the horndog trifecta — women pulling weaves, skidding into full-body AstroTurf burns, and getting tackled by other nearly naked hot chicks in Colosseum-style grudge matches. But the league has evolved into a cross-country franchise. And this Saturday’s Lingerie Bowl is the sweaty climax for the league’s two strongest teams, not just the annual, fevered wet dreams of TV execs.
Don’t worry, it’ll still be sexy. You and your crew can watch model types battle it out for the coveted, gilded, thong-shaped trophy — or whatever the hell it is they play for.
Sat., Feb. 6, 10 p.m., 2010
