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Remember Andrew Dice Clay? No? C’mon! You know, the Dice Man — he’s the Brooklyn Jew who dresses like Mr. T except with the gall to wear sunglasses indoors. Still doesn’t ring a bell? But he was the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row! And he’s got this really distinctive misogynistic, raunchy sense of humor, which includes reciting dirty nursery rhymes such as: “Hickory dickory dock.” Andrew Dice Clay is a cock. Not the rooster, just a loser, whose ego cannot be stopped. You’re still drawing a blank? He was the bouncer at Club Cats in Pretty in Pink who told Ducky that love’s a bitch. Now you remember! Check him out when he swings into the Miami Improv. Clay is sure to make you laugh, cry, and, if you’re a woman, probably puke in your mouth.
Feb. 23-24, 8:30 p.m., 2011
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