Let’s Try This Again

The Miami Dolphins have been road warriors this season, going to places such as Green Bay, Minnesota, Buffalo, and Cincinnati and emerging victorious. Their home games, however, are quite a different story. In the three matchups that the Fins have played at the supposedly friendly confines of Sun Life Stadium,...
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The Miami Dolphins have been road warriors this season, going to places such as Green Bay, Minnesota, Buffalo, and
Cincinnati and emerging victorious. Their home games, however, are quite a different story. In the three matchups that the
Fins have played at the supposedly friendly confines of Sun Life Stadium, they’ve
allowed a combined 95 points to the visiting teams, dropping all three games. Perhaps this has to do with scheduling or
simply bad luck. Or maybe — just maybe — it has a little something to do with the fact that the team’s owner has turned the
stadium into an orange-plagued circus complete with C-list celebrities, in-stadium nightclubs, and J.Lo’s disproportionately
large derriere. It’s become a place occupied with everything but football. The boys have enough trouble trying to concentrate
on not scoring touchdowns! This Sunday, the Fins will host the Tennessee Titans. Let’s hope the home cooking works this
time around.

Sun., Nov. 14, 1 p.m., 2010

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