Latin American F***ability Index

It’s nearly the weekend. Choose wisely. Blogger Gabriel Caro ranks the sexual accolades of countries in this “Latin American Fuckability Index." An excerpt: “no doubt about it, there’s an implicit hierarchy among countries that influences whether legs will open or close in your proximity.” Big surprise. Argentina and Brazil are...
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It’s nearly the weekend. Choose wisely.

Blogger Gabriel Caro ranks the sexual accolades of countries in this “Latin American Fuckability Index.” An excerpt: “no doubt about it, there’s an implicit hierarchy among countries that influences whether legs will open or close in your proximity.”

Big surprise. Argentina and Brazil are near the top.

–Janine Zeitlin

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