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If we told you something scary was happening in a mall parking lot at night, it’s understandable that you immediately jumped to the worst possible conclusion (i.e., a crime requiring the special victims unit). But cue a collective sigh, because it’s just an all-ages Halloween event, so the blood spatter and rotting corpses are probably not real.
The largest haunted house in South Florida, House of Horror features actors doing their damnedest to evacuate your bladder, along with carnival rides, food designed to make you look like a cannibal, musical performances, and, hey, plenty of parking.
Sept. 29-Oct. 31, 6 p.m., 2011