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In January 2025, when Donald Trump returned to the White House, I was in a state of apprehension. That quickly turned into a state of disbelief, as the new administration took unimaginable twists and turns, with history rewritten, entire agencies disbanded, and the East Wing disappeared.
So now, as he addresses the country in this State of the Union, what unimaginable pronouncement will he make?
“You’ve seen nothing yet,” Trump says, a few lines in.
That’s exactly what I’m worried about.
9:26 p.m.: Hurray for Heroes
After the usual litany of this country’s big wins — “We’re winning so much!” — a break: Trump presents the American men’s hockey team….and promises that despite reports otherwise, the women’s team will soon visit the White House. Stick it, ladies!
Then, Trump reminds us, the Olympics will be in Los Angeles in 2028. But that’s a very long two years away. And first, we have a whole speech to get through.
We see the usual parade of heroes — World War II vets, rescue workers — as well as a mother whose family benefitted from the Big Beautiful Bill. And then we hear about Trump Accounts: “I didn’t name it that!”
He offers a shopping list of what’s gotten cheaper: gas, eggs. Even beef is coming down. As for prescription drugs? “Americans will now pay the lowest price of anyone on earth,” Trump says. All available on Trumprx.com…”and I didn’t name that either.” That gets J.D. Vance and Mike Johnson on their feet.
Ah, here’s a hot one; energy demand from data centers. “I have negotiated the ratepayer-protected pledge,” he says.
And home ownership: “We want homes for people, not corporations,” he says.
And retirement: “We will always protect Social Security and Medicare.”
9:56 p.m.: The Enemies List
‘Uh, oh: Enter Minnesota, under scrutiny for its Medicare scandal. California and Illinois get a mention, too, but not Colorado — even though this was one of the states that, like Minnesota, had federal funding pulled for health-care programs because of alleged misuse.
But here’s a solution: “I am officially announcing the war on fraud led by our great vice-president, J.R. Vance,” says Trump.
War has already been declared on illegal aliens, the next target…along with the politicians who allowed the borders to be opened. “You should be ashamed of yourself,” Trumps says, adding that they should also be ashamed of themselves for not standing up to applaud his positions.
Now comes a vow that hits at Colorado, a state that has a gold standard for elections — although Trump has always accused this state’s elections of being rigged. “No more crooked mail-in ballots,” he pronounces. An ideal chance to bring up Tina Peters, but instead….
A quick turn: transgender issues!
And now a slap at Democrats, who still refuse to stand up: “These people are crazy!”
Speaking of People
Although Trump has packed the house with show-and-tell characters he keeps pointing out, the Colorado delegation has its own invited guests. Those members who showed, that is: Congresswoman Diana DeGette chose not to attend the State of the Union. Republican Gabe Evans, whose 8th Congressional District seat is in play, brought his wife. Republican Jeff Hurd, who took Boebert’s place in the 3rd, brought a friend..but he could use one, since Trump just withdrew his endorsement.
Meanwhile, Representative Jason Crow brought a restaurant owner whose kitchens were raided. Senator Michael Bennet brought Andrea Loya, the executive director of La Paz. And Senator John Hickenlooper invited Caroline Dias Goncalves, the twenty-year-old Dreamer who was detained by ICE last year as she drove into Colorado from Utah, where she attends college; she was held for fifteen days.
10:14 p.m.: In God We Trust
An hour into the speech, God enters the picture.
So does Charlie Kirk. “America is one nation under God, and we must totally reject violence in the name of religion,” says Trump.
And violence of any kind, for that matter, he adds, relating how he sent National Guard troops to Memphis, New Orleans and Washington, D.C., where today there’s almost no crime, Trump notes.
Not only is America safer, but so is the world: “Our company has never been stronger. In my first ten years in office, I ended eight wars.”
Quick thank you to son-in-law Jared Kushner, and longer applause for Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “People like you,” Trump says now. But remember when he was “Little Marco”?
On to the ninth war, Ukraine versus Russia, and the latter’s inability to utter the “secret” words: “We will never have a nuclear weapon.”
One Democrat finally rises on Trump’s invocation of “Peace through Strength.” He quickly sits down.
11 p.m.: The Longest State of the Union Ever
After almost two hours, Trump wraps up the longest State of the Union ever that exemplifies nothing so much as his state of confusion. Are we winners? Losers?
Not a mention of Colorado, although the attack on the election system is a clear threat to this state.
The speech has been filled with Trump-orchestrated cameo performances by people who exemplify the best and worst of the American nation (and no Coloradans representing either side), popping up from their seats in the audience to receive applause, medals, tears.
The Democrats — “these people are crazy” — stayed seated much of the night.
Like so much of the rest of the country, they remain in a state of suspended animation.
