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“Oh my! Hello. I am C-3PO. Human cyborg relations. I have come from a galaxy far, far away to deliver you some pertinent information. It seems that it has been exactly 365 days since the Miami Dolphins last won a game. I must tell you that the odds of this happening are 7,550,000 to one. Oh dear, oh dear. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be going. There’s a Champagne Cooly with my name all over it! Fabulous! Oh my!” — Chris Joseph
