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Hello, Kitty: I’m a full-time girlfriend and a part-time stripper, and though it’s been easy to juggle my two lives so far, I think the shit is about to hit the fan. My boyfriend is superconservative, and I mean Bible study, no cursing, dinner at 6, no drinking, no nothing. And I’m… well, a little more liberal. I’m sure that’s what he likes about me, but I’m not so sure he’d like that I shake my liberal ass nude three times a week. I’ve been able to hide it from him for the past seven months, but the other night, one of his supposedly straight-laced friends walked into my club and saw me on the center stage. He basically threatened to tell my boyfriend about my job, but he hasn’t done it yet. I don’t know what he’s waiting for, but I’m wondering if I should beat him to the punch. Help!
Pol Danz
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