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No one is saying bearded celebrity pretty boy Ashton Kutcher is wrong for using his public influence to help combat underage sex trafficking. But when we published a feature calling him out for his obviously phony stats, he got a little peeved. It got ugly.
Now he’s naked on a billboard with his 17-year-old costar from Two and a Half Men.
Kutcher was announced in May as the replacement for raving maniac Charlie Sheen on the CBS hit show costarring Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, who turned 10 the year Two and a Half Men debuted.
Which, if our calendars don’t deceive us, makes him 17 years old until October. This makes us wonder, though admittedly not very much, about what he’s doing on a billboard like this:
In addition to it being kind of a creepy promo (hey, on the right, WHAT are you looking at, Ducky?), TMZ reports it’s also on a billboard outside Warner Bros. Studios. Not doing any real damage, we suppose, but ew. We for some reason expected more from you, Kelso.
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