Audio By Carbonatix
Florida’s primary is finally here — excited yet? If you are, I applaud you. If you are like the majority of us, you’ve already decided on your candidate, and regardless of whatever that Green Party friend is telling you, you aren’t going to change your mind. In the spirit of this idea, we’ve asked a couple of random folk to name the first word or phrase that comes to mind when we mention a candidate’s name. Read on to find out what your fellow Americans really think of our future leaders! All I can say is: God help us.
Hillary Clinton:
“Feeding off her husband’s fame.” – Tony Valdes
“Bill.” – Jennifer Gonzalez
“Genius.” – John Radonis
Rudy Giuliani:
“Italian.” – Adriana McKinnon
“Sounds like good pasta.” – Shahen Gheblikian
“Radical.” – John Radonis
Barack Obama:
“The black guy.” – Half the people interviewed.
“Your mama”.” – Katherine Bennett
“Decisive” – Kimberly Poindujeur
Mitt Romney:
“He won in Michigan.” – Tony Valdes
“Snow chief of Alaska.” – Shahen Gheblikian
“Enigma.” – John Radonis
Mike Huckabee:
“Crazy Christian trying to change the constitution.” – Katherine Bennett
“I know he’s winning.” – Jennifer Gonzalez
“Nothing.” – Adriana McKinnon
Dennis Kucinich:
“Who?” – Everyone interviewed
Ron Paul:
“SUV”- Katherine Bennet
“He doesn’t sell me.” – Adriana McKinnon
“Ballsy.” – John Radonis
John McCain:
“It’s [his campaign] a good redo.” – Angel Ares
“Meh…” – Kimberly Poindujeur
Bonus blast from the past: Ralph Nader!
“Old and green, like Yoda” – Tony Valdes
“Pot” – Katherine Bennett
