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- Trying to find parking in this town can be hell, but be thankful you’ve never been shot in the pursuit of a space, like a teenage girl outside White Room. Police are looking for leads.
- Our heart is still beating from that Miami-FSU game.
- Jim Greer decided to let his children be indoctrinated by President Obama’s socialist hypnotism. Meanwhile, the adults were all too concerned with Joe Wilson.
- Fidel Castro: STILL, still alive.
- Mayor Carlos Alvarez isn’t winning any awards for Mr. Popular anytime soon.
- Hugo Chávez is now a movie star, who has more wacky conspiracy theories about Jews than even Mel Gibson.
