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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.
Arrested: 11/9
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest, battery on a police officer
How many times do you think she asked the cops if they wanted to see her new butterfly tattoo?
Arrested: 11/10
Charged with: Battery
Ever wondered what it looks like when an Ed Hardy t-shirt grafts directly onto the skin? Wonder no more!
Arrested: 11/8
Charged with: Assaulting a police officer
Did you know that “COPS” has been on the air for 25 years? There are enough episodes of that show created that, if you stacked up all the tapes in a pile, you could probably climb on them into the stratosphere. A lot of those episodes have been filmed right here in South Florida, too. Yet after all those hours of watching rednecks get face-planted into the ground, there are still people who think it’s a good idea to take a swing at a police officer.
Arrested: 11/10
Charged with: Battery, assault
I think he stole that shirt off the set of The Fifth Element. I hope he remembered his Multipass.
Arrested: 11/12
Charged with: Carrying a concealed firearm, marijuana possession, resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer
Seems like he was caught in a WEB of his own design! Huh? Huh? Get it?
Arrested: 11/13
Charged with: Aggravated assault, battery
It’s always fun when people take Scarface too much to heart.
Arrested: 11/12
Charged with: Petit retail theft
Man, that wavy hair, the scruff, the who-gives-a-shit look in his eyes … is there a woman out there with looks, charm and a massive disinterest in her own crime that’s out there for our hero?
Arrested: 11/12
Charged with: Grand theft 3rd degree
I’ll leave you two future lovebirds alone.
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